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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Thornir Alekeg" data-source="post: 2660546" data-attributes="member: 15651">October 17, 3005 (UPI) - Archaeologists digging in the area thought to be the ancient city of New York went eight days without reporting in to the base camp.  When a search team was sent out to the dig site, they discovered the team sitting around a table with notebooks, pencils and a strange array of numbered polyhedrons cast in plastic.  Apparently the dig team unearthed what they believed to be a religious site filled with tomes dedicated to ritualistic practices.  The lead scientist, upon looking over some of the tomes discovered that they were in fact a form of recreation called the Role-Playing Game, or RPG.  Intrigued by this social activity, the team decided to attempt to recreate the environment and try out the game for themselves.  The team consumed their entire set of site rations within the first three days following the start of this uncontrolled and unsanctioned experiment.  When the rations ran out, the team subsisted on ancient foods found in the dwelling that had survived the earthquakes and floods of the late 21st century.  These foods were called by unusual names such as Twinkies and Doritos.  When asked why the team had not checked in with the base camp, their response was that they were close to reaching 14th level.  The team is currently undergoing psychological evaluations and the contents of the site have been quarrantined by the government of The Microsoft Kingdom.</blockquote>

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