Dr Midnight
Explorer
The D&D meetup website (www.dnd.meetup.com), appearing to encourage D&D players to gather and introduce themselves, has actually turned out to be a prank by those rascally Alpha-Betas. Upon approaching the corner Starbucks at 7 pm, Scott Schmidt, part-time baggage handler and second level half elf bard, was assaulted by two of the wealthy frat boys and pummeled, then picked up by a man known as "Ogre" and shaken upside-down until dice rained upon the street.
"It was awful," Schmidt says of the attack. "They gave me a vorpal wedgie."
When asked for comment, Ted McGinley, looking quite dashing in his red sweater and perfectly coifed devil-may-care hairstyle, had this to say: "Hey, if those nerds didn't play D&D, they wouldn't get beat up, would they?" He then high-fived a fellow Alpha-Beta.
"NERRRRRDDSSSSSS!!!!" added Ogre.
A rival frat, known as Lambda Lambda Lambda, is currently organizing a benefit concert to raise awareness of the problem. There is no word at press time as to whether or not Booger believes they've got bush.
"It was awful," Schmidt says of the attack. "They gave me a vorpal wedgie."
When asked for comment, Ted McGinley, looking quite dashing in his red sweater and perfectly coifed devil-may-care hairstyle, had this to say: "Hey, if those nerds didn't play D&D, they wouldn't get beat up, would they?" He then high-fived a fellow Alpha-Beta.
"NERRRRRDDSSSSSS!!!!" added Ogre.
A rival frat, known as Lambda Lambda Lambda, is currently organizing a benefit concert to raise awareness of the problem. There is no word at press time as to whether or not Booger believes they've got bush.
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