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Message: <blockquote data-quote="I'm A Banana" data-source="post: 2235157" data-attributes="member: 2067">In the middle of an adventure, our Intreped Heroes are Deep Underground.....Lidda, Jozan, Tordek, and Hennet....They wake up in the early morning to a squeal from the sorcerer....Hennet: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!Tordek: (jumping to attention, grabbing his axe) Wha? Eh? What's the problem, thar, kiddo?Hennet: (incoherent and hopping from foot to foot, pointing at his sleeping bag) EEE! EEE!Tordek: What is it? Some fiendish rot grub or something put in yer sleepin' bag?Lidda: (looking between Hennet's dancing legs, shocked) It's an egg....Jozan: A what now?Lidda: An egg....Hennet, where did you get an egg?Hennet: (picking it up) I DID IT! I DID IT! YAAAAY!Jozan: Hey, congratulations man, nice job....what did you do?Hennet: I laid it! Everybody, this is such a grand occasion. I'm going to have a child!Tordek: Ye laid it?Hennet: YEAH! Isn't it great?! Oh, wow, this is the day that every little sorcerer dreams of!Lidda: (skeptically) Every sorcerer dreams of laying eggs?Hennet: You don't understand! This is my son or daughter or....this is my egg! My offspring! The little creature who will hatch and be my child!Lidda: You're joking, right?Tordek: What in the name of me father's axe *are* ye, lad?!Jozan: Aww, that's sweet, what are you going to name it?Hennet: I think I'll call it Buckles! Yes, my child, Buckles!Jozan: (enthusiasticlaly) 's a fitting name!Tordek: Laddie, I....I dinna know what te say! What....how.....why......Lidda: Yeah, that's.....wow.....man....Jozan: Mind if I baptize it into the world, Hennet?Hennet: I'd be honored, my friend!Tordek: Jozan! Yer gonna....bless this....event?Jozan: I don't see why not, I do it for the people back home..(performing the ritual) I hearby annoint thee in the name of the Sun, as Buckles, son...or...daughter....of Hennet, Sorcerer Extraordinaire! *applaudes**no one else claps**Hennet beams*Jozan: Right...okay, now that that's over, I'm gonna go prepare my spells...*exit Jozan*Hennet: (talking to the egg) OOOH! That cultist we slayed yesterday had the *CUTEST* little sash! I could wrap you up in it and you'd be all TOASTY warm for when you hatch!Lidda: That thing's gonna hatch?!Tordek: (in awe) ...what d'ye think will come out?!*Ignoring them, Hennet skips back down the passageway, whistling; exit*Lidda: Tordek, old pal, that just proves what you've said all along. Spellcasters are freakin' weird, man.Tordek: Aye, but I dinnae know *how* wierd....Lidda: (slyly, plotting) Weird enough to lay me tomorrow's omlette in their sleep, I guess...Tordek: (still in awe) Aye, I'll help ye cook the wee monstrosity....</blockquote>

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