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<blockquote data-quote="Mark Chance" data-source="post: 1133946" data-attributes="member: 2795"><p>Lazy! <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I'd have read what you wrote, but the lousy grammar and spelling in your second sentence just put me off. So, I'll let a very widely-read poet answer this assertion:</p><p></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">i sing of Olaf glad and big</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">whose warmest heart recoiled at war:</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">a conscientious object-or</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">his wellbelov'd colonel(trig</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">westpointer most succinctly bred)</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">took erring Olaf soon in hand; </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">but--though an host of overjoyed </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">noncoms(first knocking on the head </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">him)do through icy waters roll </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">that helplessness which others stroke</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">with brushes recently employed </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">anent this muddy toiletbowl, </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">while kindred intellects evoke </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">allegiance per blunt instruments--</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">Olaf(being to all intents</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">a corpse and wanting any rag </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">upon what God unto him gave) </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">responds,without getting annoyed </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">"I will not kiss your <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />ing flag"</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">straightway the silver bird looked grave</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">(departing hurriedly to shave)</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">but--though all kinds of officers </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">(a yearning nation's blueeyed pride) </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">their passive prey did kick and curse</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">until for wear their clarion </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">voices and boots were much the worse, </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">and egged the firstclassprivates on</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">his rectum wickedly to tease </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">by means of skilfully applied</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">bayonets roasted hot with heat--</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">Olaf(upon what were once knees)</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">does almost ceaselessly repeat</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">"there is some <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> I will not eat"</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">our president,being of which</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">assertions duly notified </span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">threw the yellowsonofabitch</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">into a dungeon,where he died</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">Christ(of His mercy infinite)</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">i pray to see;and Olaf,too</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue"></span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">preponderatingly because</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">unless statistics lie he was</span></p><p><span style="color: skyblue">more brave than me:more blond than you.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mark Chance, post: 1133946, member: 2795"] Lazy! :D I'd have read what you wrote, but the lousy grammar and spelling in your second sentence just put me off. So, I'll let a very widely-read poet answer this assertion: [color=skyblue]i sing of Olaf glad and big whose warmest heart recoiled at war: a conscientious object-or his wellbelov'd colonel(trig westpointer most succinctly bred) took erring Olaf soon in hand; but--though an host of overjoyed noncoms(first knocking on the head him)do through icy waters roll that helplessness which others stroke with brushes recently employed anent this muddy toiletbowl, while kindred intellects evoke allegiance per blunt instruments-- Olaf(being to all intents a corpse and wanting any rag upon what God unto him gave) responds,without getting annoyed "I will not kiss your :):):):)ing flag" straightway the silver bird looked grave (departing hurriedly to shave) but--though all kinds of officers (a yearning nation's blueeyed pride) their passive prey did kick and curse until for wear their clarion voices and boots were much the worse, and egged the firstclassprivates on his rectum wickedly to tease by means of skilfully applied bayonets roasted hot with heat-- Olaf(upon what were once knees) does almost ceaselessly repeat "there is some :):):):) I will not eat" our president,being of which assertions duly notified threw the yellowsonofabitch into a dungeon,where he died Christ(of His mercy infinite) i pray to see;and Olaf,too preponderatingly because unless statistics lie he was more brave than me:more blond than you.[/color] [/QUOTE]
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