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<blockquote data-quote="ranix65" data-source="post: 378306" data-attributes="member: 7640"><p>OK, I've got a really stupid story for ya. Me and a few of my friends were cruising through a town(not sure which one exactly, I was half asleep with my girlfriend curled up against my chest sitting in the back seat of a dodge dynasty, but somebody said it was Bayonne, NJ) in our home state of New Jersey when the Dynasty broke down. We all got out and, seeing no real stores that we would actually risk going into, walked into a karate school(not dojo, this place ate so bad that I won't even refer to it as a dojo) that we found, asking for a phone.</p><p>T</p><p>he one assistant instructor got nasty with us when we tried to get her attentions, so after saying such lovely comments as "shoto-scrubs" and "Tiger Schullman B*tches", we finally went to a pay phone across the street and called a tow truck. </p><p></p><p>My girlfriend left her purse inside the karate school, so me and my buddy Rick went back in(Rick, Sumo Whitey, about 375 pounds of pure white Christian goodness, and a real student of Sumotori, something not usually seen around here) to get it, and found the assistant high instructor with a student pointing a bow and arrow at her face. Apparently, she was teaching the students how to deflect that all to common assault weapon used by gangs in Jersey, the bow and arrow.</p><p></p><p>Well, to make a long story short, when she went to deflect the arrow bare-handed, she, um well, MISSED. IT nailed her in the eye and stuck there. So following the prescribed first-aid method, she and the student who shot it pulled at it, wrenching both arrow and eye from the socket. Me and Rick just walked out in disgust at this display of idiocy. Let em call the EMTs themselves.</p><p></p><p>We saw it in the paper the next day. It said that the instructor was "giving a demonstration on how to defend against common urban weapons." Yeah, right. What a bunch of morons.<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ranix65, post: 378306, member: 7640"] OK, I've got a really stupid story for ya. Me and a few of my friends were cruising through a town(not sure which one exactly, I was half asleep with my girlfriend curled up against my chest sitting in the back seat of a dodge dynasty, but somebody said it was Bayonne, NJ) in our home state of New Jersey when the Dynasty broke down. We all got out and, seeing no real stores that we would actually risk going into, walked into a karate school(not dojo, this place ate so bad that I won't even refer to it as a dojo) that we found, asking for a phone. T he one assistant instructor got nasty with us when we tried to get her attentions, so after saying such lovely comments as "shoto-scrubs" and "Tiger Schullman B*tches", we finally went to a pay phone across the street and called a tow truck. My girlfriend left her purse inside the karate school, so me and my buddy Rick went back in(Rick, Sumo Whitey, about 375 pounds of pure white Christian goodness, and a real student of Sumotori, something not usually seen around here) to get it, and found the assistant high instructor with a student pointing a bow and arrow at her face. Apparently, she was teaching the students how to deflect that all to common assault weapon used by gangs in Jersey, the bow and arrow. Well, to make a long story short, when she went to deflect the arrow bare-handed, she, um well, MISSED. IT nailed her in the eye and stuck there. So following the prescribed first-aid method, she and the student who shot it pulled at it, wrenching both arrow and eye from the socket. Me and Rick just walked out in disgust at this display of idiocy. Let em call the EMTs themselves. We saw it in the paper the next day. It said that the instructor was "giving a demonstration on how to defend against common urban weapons." Yeah, right. What a bunch of morons.:D [/QUOTE]
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