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<blockquote data-quote="reveal" data-source="post: 2728394" data-attributes="member: 1236"><p>Aaron L on the way into work today, I heard two songs that completely fit your situation. Read the lyrics and take the advice to heart. It will not fail you.</p><p></p><p><strong>Standing Outside the Fire</strong> by Garth Brooks</p><p></p><p><em>We call them cool</em></p><p><em>Those hearts that have no scars to show</em></p><p><em>The ones that never do let go</em></p><p><em>And risk it the tables being turned</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>We call them fools</em></p><p><em>Who have to dance within the flame</em></p><p><em>Who chance the sorrow and the shame</em></p><p><em>That always come with getting burned</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>But you got to be tough when consumed by desire</em></p><p><em>'Cause it's not enough just to stand outside the fire</em></p><p><em>We call them strong</em></p><p><em>Those who can face this world alone</em></p><p><em>Who seem to get by on their own</em></p><p><em>Those who will never take the fall</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>We call them weak</em></p><p><em>Who are unable to resist</em></p><p><em>The slightest chance love might exist</em></p><p><em>And for that forsake it all</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>They're so hell bent on giving, walking a wire</em></p><p><em>Convinced it's not living if you stand outside the fire</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Chorus:</em></p><p><em>Standing outside the fire</em></p><p><em>Standing outside the fire</em></p><p><em>Life is not tried it is merely survived</em></p><p><em>If you're standing outside the fire</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>There's this love that is burning</em></p><p><em>Deep in my soul</em></p><p><em>Constantly yearning to get out of control</em></p><p><em>Wanting to fly hiher and higher</em></p><p><em>I can't abide standing outside the fire</em></p><p></p><p><strong>If you Wanna be Happy</strong> by Jimmy Soul</p><p></p><p><em>If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life</em></p><p><em>Never make a pretty woman your wife</em></p><p><em>So for my personal point of view</em></p><p><em>Get an ugly girl to marry you</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life</em></p><p><em>Never make a pretty woman your wife</em></p><p><em>So for my personal point of view</em></p><p><em>Get an ugly girl to marry you</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>A pretty woman makes her husband look small</em></p><p><em>And very often causes his downfall</em></p><p><em>As soon as he married her and then she starts</em></p><p><em>To do the things that will break his heart</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>But if you make an ugly woman your wife</em></p><p><em>A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life</em></p><p><em>An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time</em></p><p><em>And she'll always give you peace of mind</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life</em></p><p><em>Never make a pretty woman your wife</em></p><p><em>So for my personal point of view</em></p><p><em>Get an ugly girl to marry you</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>[Sax solo]</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Don't let your friends say you have no taste</em></p><p><em>Go ahead and marry anyway</em></p><p><em>Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match</em></p><p><em>Take it from me, she's a better catch</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life</em></p><p><em>Never make a pretty woman your wife</em></p><p><em>So for my personal point of view</em></p><p><em>Get an ugly girl to marry you</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>[Spoken]</em></p><p><em>Say man!</em></p><p><em>Hey baby!</em></p><p><em>I saw your wife the other day!</em></p><p><em>Yeah?</em></p><p><em>Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!</em></p><p><em>Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!</em></p><p><em>Yeah, alright!</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life</em></p><p><em>Never make a pretty woman your wife</em></p><p><em>So for my personal point of view</em></p><p><em>Get an ugly girl to marry you</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life</em></p><p><em>Never make a pretty woman your wife</em></p><p><em>So for my personal point of view</em></p><p><em>Get an ugly girl to marry you</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life</em></p><p><em>Never make a pretty woman your wife</em></p><p><em>So for my personal point of view</em></p><p><em>Get an ugly girl to marry you</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life</em></p><p><em>Never make a pretty woman your wife</em></p><p><em>So for my personal point of view</em></p><p><em>Get an ugly girl to marry you</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="reveal, post: 2728394, member: 1236"] Aaron L on the way into work today, I heard two songs that completely fit your situation. Read the lyrics and take the advice to heart. It will not fail you. [b]Standing Outside the Fire[/b] by Garth Brooks [i]We call them cool Those hearts that have no scars to show The ones that never do let go And risk it the tables being turned We call them fools Who have to dance within the flame Who chance the sorrow and the shame That always come with getting burned But you got to be tough when consumed by desire 'Cause it's not enough just to stand outside the fire We call them strong Those who can face this world alone Who seem to get by on their own Those who will never take the fall We call them weak Who are unable to resist The slightest chance love might exist And for that forsake it all They're so hell bent on giving, walking a wire Convinced it's not living if you stand outside the fire Chorus: Standing outside the fire Standing outside the fire Life is not tried it is merely survived If you're standing outside the fire There's this love that is burning Deep in my soul Constantly yearning to get out of control Wanting to fly hiher and higher I can't abide standing outside the fire[/i] [b]If you Wanna be Happy[/b] by Jimmy Soul [i]If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he married her and then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Sax solo] Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Spoken] Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alright! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you[/i] [/QUOTE]
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