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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ralts Bloodthorne" data-source="post: 2729126" data-attributes="member: 6390">There you go, little soldier. Chin up and eyes front.First thing we're going to do is work on your meekness.See that little key next to the Z key? That's capitals. Use it. It's a start in being forefront, and won't offend anyone. And I'm not being mean or sarcastic, even your posting style is submissive to the point where an S&M dom would knock over a crowd of nuns with a bus to get at you.That's something for a doctor, not me.BUT...I have a friend who has slight problems with crashing into depression for days at time. What's sad, is he gets a lot of ladies at this time.Here's what you do:Buy some black clothing. Memorize angsty poetry. Raid your mom's makeup for white foundation and black eyeshadow/lipstick. Dress all in black, go to local goth club (even if you have to ride the bus, trust me, people leave goth's alone on the Greyhound most of the time) and be depressed. The goth-babes will flock to you. Talk about how you feel you want to cut yourself. Revel in your depression.Then go home, look in the mirror. Wash your face. Look again. Feel free to bust up laughing in the shower as you realize just what a pretentious ass you were.It's fun. And can be healthy.<rolls up newspaper> NO! *whap* BAD GRASSHOPPER! NO! *whap*Reach between your legs. Feel that? You have more masculinity than a girl.And quit apologizing.Your masuclenity isn't a problem. Being masculine isn't the end all be all of a relationship.It's your self confidence, which right now, looks like the Hindenburg. Going down in flames.Trust us, Grasshopper, you ahve the skills to post on the internet, that puts you above the hordes of mouth breathing slackjaws the world is populated with.NO! *whap* BAD GRASSHOPPER! NO! *whap*The quiet shy confident guy? He's the ****** pirate! He may be quiet, shy in public, but inside there, he's swaggering around with his peg leg, specially outfitted artificial hand, with a stripper dancing on his shoulder going "Yar, give me yer booty!"You can't fake being the brash bold leader type. It's not something you can learn. You either are or aren't.But the quiet shy confident guy is the guy that women like from what I've seen.NO! *whap* BAD GRASSHOPPER! NO! *whap*You can follow short things, if they are quickly accomplished. Otherwise, you lose interest quickly if it doesn't keep you mentally stimulated. You get bored easily and skip projects. It might be ADD, who knows, but hey...Ohh, shiney!You aren't sure how to proceed, and so are asking for advice. When it comes to women, you're more clueless than the rest of us and...HEY! A balloon!Good goal!NO! *whap* BAD GRASSHOPPER! NO! *whap*That's a good start.If you are DEADLY serious about that, there's a lot of us that will walk you through the baby steps. Look at the post above mine. There's some good outlines.AND STOP WITH THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CRAP!My first question: What kind of soap/aftershave/cologne do you use, and what does your wardrobe consist of?</blockquote>

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