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<blockquote data-quote="caudor" data-source="post: 3495099" data-attributes="member: 8367"><p>Actually, it depends on class:</p><p></p><p>Ranger or Druids: they just take a squat anywhere and blame it on their animal companion.</p><p></p><p>Wizards: Leomund's Tiny Toilet, or they use rope trick and leave it in that tiny extra dimensional space.</p><p></p><p>Clerics: they just hold it until they get back to the temple</p><p></p><p>Barbarians: don't ask</p><p></p><p>Rogue: they usually hide it. Don't be surprized if you find something unpleasant in your shoe.</p><p></p><p>Monk: they tumble while they do their business, and fling stuff all over the place. The have enough skill to avoid getting themselves dirty, and don't need to wipe.</p><p></p><p>Warlocks and Sorcerers: their poop simply evaporates, leaving a foul stench</p><p></p><p>Commoners: a chamber pot</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="caudor, post: 3495099, member: 8367"] Actually, it depends on class: Ranger or Druids: they just take a squat anywhere and blame it on their animal companion. Wizards: Leomund's Tiny Toilet, or they use rope trick and leave it in that tiny extra dimensional space. Clerics: they just hold it until they get back to the temple Barbarians: don't ask Rogue: they usually hide it. Don't be surprized if you find something unpleasant in your shoe. Monk: they tumble while they do their business, and fling stuff all over the place. The have enough skill to avoid getting themselves dirty, and don't need to wipe. Warlocks and Sorcerers: their poop simply evaporates, leaving a foul stench Commoners: a chamber pot [/QUOTE]
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