does anyone know where the "i need to (poop)" article is?

[alsih2o]

the one where an adventurer is talking about all he has done, but he really just wants some bowel relief?

 

[diaglo]

isn't that by Morrus in the first ENWorld Publishing Journal

 

[RangerWickett]

Eh . . . what the hell? I must've missed that one.

 

[ajanders]

Good RP

I think it's from the old Critical Miss webzine.

 

[Heretic Apostate]

I know what you're talking about. It's an old (relatively speaking) tale, told in the voice of an adventurer. Basically, he talks about all the monsters he's killed, all the ale he's consumed, and wonders why, in all that time, he's never gone to the bathroom.

Trouble is, I only get porn sites when I try to enter keywords I remember from the tale.