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<blockquote data-quote="WhimsyTheFae" data-source="post: 2889460" data-attributes="member: 8964"><p>I have some of these. Those of my doing include forgetting little things (SR, DR, abilities) at different times. Usually nothing too major. If I remember any of my good ones, I'll post them. For now, memories of my first DM's "dopey things" overrides memories of my own. Here are some of them:</p><p></p><p>------</p><p></p><p>Party dwarf, wearing full plate, falls in quick sand.</p><p></p><p>Me: I'll throw a rope to him, what do I need to roll?</p><p>DM: Well, his AC is a 25, so roll an attack roll.</p><p>Me: Uh...I'm pretty certain that he can't use his dex in quicksand, I am not trying to bypass his armor and he is not actively trying to avoid being rescued...</p><p></p><p>He gave me some bonuses...</p><p></p><p>------</p><p></p><p>DM: You see a winged creature in the distance.</p><p>PCs: What does it look like?</p><p>DM: It looks like a large winged creature flying toward you.</p><p>PCs: What type of winged creature?</p><p>DM: You really can't tell.</p><p>PCs: How far away is it?</p><p>DM: Well, it's getting closer, it's at about 100 yards.</p><p>PCs: Can we tell what it looks like now?</p><p>DM: Not really.</p><p>PCs: Dude, does it have two legs or four? Scaled wings or feathers?</p><p>DM: Hmmm...okay, make me a roll.</p><p>PCs: We've been watching it approach...fine...*clatter* *clatter*</p><p>DM: Oh, okay, it looks like a giant eagle.</p><p>PCs: I think that we would have figured out it was a big bird of prey before it got to 100 yards.</p><p>DM: 100 yards? No, it just flew over.</p><p></p><p>------</p><p></p><p>DM: Surprise rolls.</p><p>PCs: *clatter* *clatter*</p><p>DM: Everyone's surprised...great...*clatter* *clatter*...okay, so player1 gets hit for 23 by a hill giant. You now notice that there are 4 hill giants on the road in front of you.</p><p>PCs: huh?</p><p>player1: I warn the others.</p><p>DM: Roll to see if you hear him shout his warning.</p><p>...blah blah blah...</p><p></p><p>In the end, one player took four rounds before he noticed that the party was fighting 4 hill giants. He only found out when he was critically hit and almost killed.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WhimsyTheFae, post: 2889460, member: 8964"] I have some of these. Those of my doing include forgetting little things (SR, DR, abilities) at different times. Usually nothing too major. If I remember any of my good ones, I'll post them. For now, memories of my first DM's "dopey things" overrides memories of my own. Here are some of them: ------ Party dwarf, wearing full plate, falls in quick sand. Me: I'll throw a rope to him, what do I need to roll? DM: Well, his AC is a 25, so roll an attack roll. Me: Uh...I'm pretty certain that he can't use his dex in quicksand, I am not trying to bypass his armor and he is not actively trying to avoid being rescued... He gave me some bonuses... ------ DM: You see a winged creature in the distance. PCs: What does it look like? DM: It looks like a large winged creature flying toward you. PCs: What type of winged creature? DM: You really can't tell. PCs: How far away is it? DM: Well, it's getting closer, it's at about 100 yards. PCs: Can we tell what it looks like now? DM: Not really. PCs: Dude, does it have two legs or four? Scaled wings or feathers? DM: Hmmm...okay, make me a roll. PCs: We've been watching it approach...fine...*clatter* *clatter* DM: Oh, okay, it looks like a giant eagle. PCs: I think that we would have figured out it was a big bird of prey before it got to 100 yards. DM: 100 yards? No, it just flew over. ------ DM: Surprise rolls. PCs: *clatter* *clatter* DM: Everyone's surprised...great...*clatter* *clatter*...okay, so player1 gets hit for 23 by a hill giant. You now notice that there are 4 hill giants on the road in front of you. PCs: huh? player1: I warn the others. DM: Roll to see if you hear him shout his warning. ...blah blah blah... In the end, one player took four rounds before he noticed that the party was fighting 4 hill giants. He only found out when he was critically hit and almost killed. [/QUOTE]
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