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<blockquote data-quote="Wolv0rine" data-source="post: 534569" data-attributes="member: 9045"><p>Oh yeah, I can just see it now...</p><p></p><p>Press Release!</p><p>Dark Quest Games annouced today that they have finalized a deal to secure a legitimate supernatural entity to write their next upcoming d20 sourcebook. Sources close to DQG claim that the entity, which seems to have possessed a computer, has in truth been writing for DQG the etire time, but only just recently was discovered to exist. Scientists from around the world have flocked to the DQG offices, intent upon performing years worth of exhaustive study and research over the nature of the supernatural and the entity itself (who, DQG sources claim, insists upon being called "Deus ex Machina"). The upcoming sourcebook is rumored to be a revolution in role-playing sourcebooks, dealing with the true real-life nature of death and life-after-death, with full d20 rules included, and including a previously unknown gospel quoting the exact words of christ at his 12th birthday.</p><p></p><p>LOL</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wolv0rine, post: 534569, member: 9045"] Oh yeah, I can just see it now... Press Release! Dark Quest Games annouced today that they have finalized a deal to secure a legitimate supernatural entity to write their next upcoming d20 sourcebook. Sources close to DQG claim that the entity, which seems to have possessed a computer, has in truth been writing for DQG the etire time, but only just recently was discovered to exist. Scientists from around the world have flocked to the DQG offices, intent upon performing years worth of exhaustive study and research over the nature of the supernatural and the entity itself (who, DQG sources claim, insists upon being called "Deus ex Machina"). The upcoming sourcebook is rumored to be a revolution in role-playing sourcebooks, dealing with the true real-life nature of death and life-after-death, with full d20 rules included, and including a previously unknown gospel quoting the exact words of christ at his 12th birthday. LOL [/QUOTE]
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