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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Priest" data-source="post: 502396" data-attributes="member: 8973"><p><strong>My try</strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"> Every Nerd in Nerdkinland liked posting  a lot </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Topics about D20 Modern, and Slaine, which were hot.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">But the Grinch of off topic stewed in his cave</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Saying “here them talk of  the cliche games they have played”</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Now the Grinch hated  nerds, and liked to troll them to death</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">With off topic posts, such as the smell of a red dragons breath   </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">He previewed all the postings of those nerdy munchkins</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">All the while conniving, and curtailing a grin </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">while thinking out loud “ Look at those nerds post' in cliche” </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Soon I will have them saying “Touche”  </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">From dragon I’ll take the parrying feat </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">And with it Ill make god-like PC’s for them to greet</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">So the Grinch gathered his D20‘s, and core books into his bag </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">And wiped the hand smudges on his monitor off with a rag</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Looking long and hard at his keyboard, he left for the flight </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">And showed up at the Ennies to be a sure blight</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Gencon was full of Grinch’s like him </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Plotting and planning revenge against all the nerdy DM’s </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">So all the Grinchs gathered in a pub 'cross the grass </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">From the Nerds and all the Nerdkinland moderating brass</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">All these Grinchs spit, and they spat </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">About how to polymorph that damned squirrel into a rat </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">It would be their finest of troll’s </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">To post the ransom for the mascot they’d stole </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Together they'd morphed, they'd inked, and they'd pen </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">The most heinous of mascots, that rat-like skaven </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">And lo, and behold the very next day </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">All the nerds from Nerdkinland were filled with dismay </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">To find that there treasured squirrel or whatever it is </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Was stolen, for ransom, by four grinning Grinchs </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">And though that first Grinch was caught in the act </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">In prison he new he had taught those nerds some of his tact  </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Now all the Nerds in Nerdkinland don’t talk in cliche </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">But have expanded there horizons into the Risque </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Now the nerds all salivate over AGtCK, and the BoVD </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px">Instead of Judge Dredd, and Farscape D20</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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