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Message: <blockquote data-quote="silvertable81" data-source="post: 512324" data-attributes="member: 6917"><p><strong>The Grinch Levels Again.</strong> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: orange">A thousand ex-pee</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Thought the Grinch to himself</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Time to multi-class</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">I was just a Rogue last</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Maybe a Bard,</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">It shouldn’t be hard</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">T’would be such a loss</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Buying skills class-cross</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">I can take twenty Disguise,</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">To be Santa in their eyes</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Christmas will be mine</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Only mine, I’ll win it this time</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Now to sleigh down the hill</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">On the way to Whoville</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Oh yes, this year, this year</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Those Whos will know fear</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Good rolls on both move and hide</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Then, Grinch’s eyes grew wide</span> </p><p>Mr. Grinch, is that you?</p><p>It was Cindy Lou Who</p><p></p><p>That Cindy Lou Who</p><p>Has leveled up too</p><p>She’s put ranks into Spot</p><p>A skill Grinch has not</p><p></p><p>Take you pants where you got ‘em</p><p>I can still see your green bottom</p><p>Go back up to your hill</p><p>Christmas is staying in Whoville</p><p></p><p><span style="color: orange"> Three thousand ex-pee</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Thought the Grinch out aloud</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">All for good role play</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">But which class to take?</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Maybe level as Fighter</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Skills will be lighter</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Yet, something I lack</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Is good base attack</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Now choose two new feats</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">One as fighter, one for just me</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Power Attack, and if the DM approves</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Plus two to both Hide and Silent Moves</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Once again, down the hill</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">I go back to Whoville</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Oh yes, this year, this year</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Those Whos will shed tears</span> </p><p></p><p>Grinch say it ain’t you</p><p>Yelled Cindy Lou Who</p><p>Didn’t I send you away,</p><p>Last year, Christmas Day</p><p></p><p><span style="color: orange">An extra dee six how can that be</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Cindy Lou Who has sneak attacked me</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Same level as I</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Yet only one class, my, oh my, oh my</span> </p><p></p><p>Now leave my home</p><p>Back to your cave all alone</p><p><span style="color: orange"> Next year, my dear thought the Grinch</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">You’re mine, you little … Who</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Six thousand ex-pee</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">I’ve leveled again</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">A good thing my DM </span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Is also my friend</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">The Clerics are clods</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Don’t care for their gods</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Neither Paladin, nor Monk</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">So much Chaos, I’m sunk</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">My sitch is so tragic</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">No time to learn magic</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">And the Ranger is broken</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Message boards have spoken</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Well, on down the hill</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Long ride to Whoville</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Hope against hope, this year</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">The Whos do not hear</span> </p><p></p><p>What could be that noise</p><p>Asked Cindy Lou’s voice</p><p><span style="color: orange">I’m just a deer, my sweet dear</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Can you not see, can you not hear?</span> </p><p></p><p>But a Grinch I can tell</p><p>By my keen sense of smell</p><p>Grinch, how do you do it?</p><p><span style="color: orange">With levels in Rogue</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">_____________Fighter</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">_______________Bard</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">_________________DRUID</span></p><p><span style="color: orange"></span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Now I have a question</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">To enhance my new lesson</span></p><p><span style="color: orange">Just what makes you so special?</span> </p><p>Silly Grinch, all Whos are Celestial</p></blockquote><p></p>

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