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<blockquote data-quote="Dragonhelm" data-source="post: 513306" data-attributes="member: 3867"><p><strong>War of Souls - Green Eggs and Ham Style!</strong></p><p></p><p>Here's the Dragonlance version that I wrote with a couple of friends of mine. Please note, this is just a parody.</p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Frump: That Sam-I-Know, That Sam-I-Know</p><p>I do not like that Sam-I-Know</p><p></p><p>Sam-I-Know: Do you like the War of Souls?</p><p></p><p>Frump: I do not like the War of Souls</p><p>I do not like it, Sam-I-Know</p><p></p><p>Sam-I-Know: Do you like it with new magic?</p><p>Would you like it if the heroes were tragic?</p><p></p><p>Frump: Please don't write it with new magic.</p><p>It isn't right, and that's what's tragic.</p><p></p><p>Sam-I-Know: Would you read it with a dragon?</p><p>Here, let me pour you a flagon.</p><p></p><p>Frump: I would not read it with a dragon.</p><p>I do not care to drink a flagon.</p><p>You have no clue how to write the new magic.</p><p>You guys are whacked, and the story is what's tragic.</p><p></p><p>Sam-I-Know: Would you read it with a gnome?</p><p>Would you read it at his home?</p><p></p><p>Frump: I would not read it with a gnome.</p><p>I do not care to see his home.</p><p>I would not read it with a dragon.</p><p>I do not care to drink a flagon.</p><p>You have no clue how to write the new magic.</p><p>You guys are whacked, and the story is tragic.</p><p></p><p>Sam-I-Know: Do you think they killed the Fifth Age?</p><p>Would they, could they on every page?</p><p></p><p>Frump: Yes, I think they killed Fifth Age</p><p>You can _tell_ on every page!</p><p>I would not read it with a gnome.</p><p>I do not care to see his home.</p><p>I would not read it with a dragon.</p><p>I do not care to drink a flagon.</p><p>You have no clue how to write the new magic.</p><p>You guys are nuts, and the story is tragic.</p><p></p><p>Sam-I-Know: You may like it. You will see.</p><p>It's not just one big tragedy.</p><p></p><p>Frump: I will not like it. I won't, I say!</p><p>They'll take my afflicted kender away.</p><p>They killed the Fifth Age! This is true.</p><p>Sam have you been sniffing glue?</p><p>I would not read it with a gnome.</p><p>I do not care to see his home.</p><p>I would not read it with a dragon.</p><p>I do not care to drink a flagon.</p><p>You have no clue how to write new magic.</p><p>You guys are crazy, and the story is tragic.</p><p></p><p>Sam-I-Know: Lots of people like it, they do.</p><p>It's on the NY Bestsellers list too.</p><p></p><p>Frump: The Bestsellers list? Well that means zip!</p><p>Those sheep they call fans aren't hip.</p><p>I will not like it. I won't, I say!</p><p>They'll take my afflicted kender away.</p><p>They killed the Fifth Age! This is true.</p><p>Sam have you been sniffing glue?</p><p>I would not read it with a gnome.</p><p>I do not care to see his home.</p><p>I would not read it with a dragon.</p><p>I do not care to drink a flagon.</p><p>You have no clue how to write the new magic.</p><p>You guys are lame, and the story is tragic.</p><p></p><p>Sam-I-Know: Would read it with a kender?</p><p>Could you read it on a bender?</p><p></p><p>Frump: I will not will not with a kender.</p><p>I might consider it on a bender.</p><p>The Bestsellers list? Well that means zip!</p><p>Those sheep they call fans aren't hip.</p><p>I will not like it. I won't, I say!</p><p>They'll take my afflicted kender away.</p><p>They killed the Fifth Age! This is true.</p><p>Sam have you been sniffing glue?</p><p>I would not read it with a gnome.</p><p>I do not care to see his home.</p><p>I would not read it with a dragon.</p><p>I do not care to drink a flagon.</p><p>You have no clue how to write the new magic.</p><p>You guys are to blame, and the story is tragic.</p><p></p><p>Sam-I-Know: What if they killed Takhisis?</p><p>That old Paladine's nemesis?</p><p></p><p>Frump: I will not like it if they killed Takhisis.</p><p>That old fart Paladine's nemesis,</p><p>I will not will not with a kender.</p><p>I might consider it on a bender.</p><p>The Bestsellers list? Well that means zip!</p><p>Those sheep they call fans aren't hip.</p><p>I will not like it. I won't, I say!</p><p>They'll take my afflicted kender away.</p><p>They killed the Fifth Age! This is true.</p><p>Sam have you been sniffing glue?</p><p>I would not read it with a gnome.</p><p>I do not care to see his home.</p><p>I would not read it with a dragon.</p><p>I do not care to drink a flagon.</p><p>You have no clue how to write the new magic.</p><p>You guys are to blame, and the story is tragic.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Sam-I-Know: You don't like it, so you say.</p><p>Try to read it, and you may.</p><p>Read it and you may, I say.</p><p></p><p>*Frump Reads War of Souls*</p><p></p><p>Frump: Say!</p><p>I LIKE the War of Souls, I do! </p><p>I like it Sam-I-Know it's true!</p><p>And I dig all four types of magic.</p><p>I dig the heroes both courageous and tragic.</p><p>They did not kill my Fifth Age today</p><p>I think that I'm a fan who'll stay!</p><p>I would read it here or there.</p><p>I would read it ANYWHERE!</p><p></p><p>I do so like the War of Souls.</p><p>Thank you, thank you Sam-I-Know.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dragonhelm, post: 513306, member: 3867"] [b]War of Souls - Green Eggs and Ham Style![/b] Here's the Dragonlance version that I wrote with a couple of friends of mine. Please note, this is just a parody. ------------------------------------------------------ Frump: That Sam-I-Know, That Sam-I-Know I do not like that Sam-I-Know Sam-I-Know: Do you like the War of Souls? Frump: I do not like the War of Souls I do not like it, Sam-I-Know Sam-I-Know: Do you like it with new magic? Would you like it if the heroes were tragic? Frump: Please don't write it with new magic. It isn't right, and that's what's tragic. Sam-I-Know: Would you read it with a dragon? Here, let me pour you a flagon. Frump: I would not read it with a dragon. I do not care to drink a flagon. You have no clue how to write the new magic. You guys are whacked, and the story is what's tragic. Sam-I-Know: Would you read it with a gnome? Would you read it at his home? Frump: I would not read it with a gnome. I do not care to see his home. I would not read it with a dragon. I do not care to drink a flagon. You have no clue how to write the new magic. You guys are whacked, and the story is tragic. Sam-I-Know: Do you think they killed the Fifth Age? Would they, could they on every page? Frump: Yes, I think they killed Fifth Age You can _tell_ on every page! I would not read it with a gnome. I do not care to see his home. I would not read it with a dragon. I do not care to drink a flagon. You have no clue how to write the new magic. You guys are nuts, and the story is tragic. Sam-I-Know: You may like it. You will see. It's not just one big tragedy. Frump: I will not like it. I won't, I say! They'll take my afflicted kender away. They killed the Fifth Age! This is true. Sam have you been sniffing glue? I would not read it with a gnome. I do not care to see his home. I would not read it with a dragon. I do not care to drink a flagon. You have no clue how to write new magic. You guys are crazy, and the story is tragic. Sam-I-Know: Lots of people like it, they do. It's on the NY Bestsellers list too. Frump: The Bestsellers list? Well that means zip! Those sheep they call fans aren't hip. I will not like it. I won't, I say! They'll take my afflicted kender away. They killed the Fifth Age! This is true. Sam have you been sniffing glue? I would not read it with a gnome. I do not care to see his home. I would not read it with a dragon. I do not care to drink a flagon. You have no clue how to write the new magic. You guys are lame, and the story is tragic. Sam-I-Know: Would read it with a kender? Could you read it on a bender? Frump: I will not will not with a kender. I might consider it on a bender. The Bestsellers list? Well that means zip! Those sheep they call fans aren't hip. I will not like it. I won't, I say! They'll take my afflicted kender away. They killed the Fifth Age! This is true. Sam have you been sniffing glue? I would not read it with a gnome. I do not care to see his home. I would not read it with a dragon. I do not care to drink a flagon. You have no clue how to write the new magic. You guys are to blame, and the story is tragic. Sam-I-Know: What if they killed Takhisis? That old Paladine's nemesis? Frump: I will not like it if they killed Takhisis. That old fart Paladine's nemesis, I will not will not with a kender. I might consider it on a bender. The Bestsellers list? Well that means zip! Those sheep they call fans aren't hip. I will not like it. I won't, I say! They'll take my afflicted kender away. They killed the Fifth Age! This is true. Sam have you been sniffing glue? I would not read it with a gnome. I do not care to see his home. I would not read it with a dragon. I do not care to drink a flagon. You have no clue how to write the new magic. You guys are to blame, and the story is tragic. Sam-I-Know: You don't like it, so you say. Try to read it, and you may. Read it and you may, I say. *Frump Reads War of Souls* Frump: Say! I LIKE the War of Souls, I do! I like it Sam-I-Know it's true! And I dig all four types of magic. I dig the heroes both courageous and tragic. They did not kill my Fifth Age today I think that I'm a fan who'll stay! I would read it here or there. I would read it ANYWHERE! I do so like the War of Souls. Thank you, thank you Sam-I-Know. [/QUOTE]
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