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<blockquote data-quote="silvertable81" data-source="post: 515301" data-attributes="member: 6917"><p><strong>another entry</strong></p><p></p><p><strong> The Wibblewam and the +2 Whatsiedoo </strong></p><p></p><p>Once there was</p><p>A Wibblewam</p><p>Found some loot</p><p>And treasure</p><p></p><p>In his pile he found</p><p>Something nice</p><p>He didn’t know</p><p>What it was</p><p></p><p>A stick with</p><p>A spike and a string</p><p>Wrapped ‘round</p><p>What on earth has he found?</p><p></p><p>It looked like</p><p>A thingy-hickey</p><p>Only more solid</p><p>And no screams</p><p></p><p>Worth more than gold</p><p>But not a bippity-boo</p><p>He shook it and it said</p><p>“Try me, I’m +2”</p><p></p><p>+2, +2 woo-hoo-hoo</p><p>But wait, please wait</p><p>And whisper again</p><p>What do you do?</p><p></p><p>Do I use you as</p><p>A weapon, a staff,</p><p>A rod, or a wand</p><p>I need to know</p><p></p><p>You ask what to do</p><p>With me, a Whatsiedoo</p><p>That has also a +2</p><p>I’ll tell you a thing or two</p><p></p><p>I do dee twelve</p><p>In damage</p><p>And if it’s an Orc</p><p>Demon Dragon an extra +3</p><p></p><p>And also I’ll shield</p><p>All in 10 feet</p><p>And I’m blessed with a mess</p><p>Of other cool treats</p><p></p><p>I do lots of things</p><p>And I’m really smart too</p><p>I give a bonus +5</p><p>To climb, jump, and hide</p><p></p><p>I can slay lower levels</p><p>With one swell swipe</p><p>Or use me to cook</p><p>All will taste right</p><p></p><p>If you know the</p><p>Right words</p><p>To get yourself in tune</p><p>You’ll see a most mighty rune</p><p></p><p>What else can a </p><p>Whatsiedoo do</p><p>Oh, how I now wish</p><p>I could only have two</p><p></p><p>And in a pinch</p><p>I can become a bench</p><p>A boat, a rope, a ladder</p><p>Even a poisonous black adder</p><p></p><p>If cast into darkness</p><p>Still you will see</p><p>So long as you never</p><p>Go without me</p><p></p><p>You can breathe underwater</p><p>And swim in thin air</p><p>Survive in hot lava</p><p>And never wash your hair</p><p></p><p>The Wibblewam thought</p><p>This thing is nice</p><p>With my new Whatsiedoo</p><p>I’ll never be iced</p><p></p><p>I hold 93 PPs</p><p>And twelve levels of spells</p><p>And in fact I am</p><p>Immune to dispel</p><p></p><p>Why, with all that I do</p><p>I should be a major artifact</p><p>Morderdorken’s</p><p>__Amazing</p><p>____Stupendous</p><p>______Preponderous</p><p>_________Pusillanimous</p><p>___________Technicolor</p><p>_____________Really Cool</p><p>Whatsiedoo with a +2</p><p></p><p>I’ve one wish left</p><p>So make that one last</p><p>Just then the Wibblewam</p><p>Heard a noise</p><p></p><p>He turned to view</p><p>A view so fierce</p><p>It could only be called</p><p>Hyenadon Maximus Rex</p><p></p><p>The brave Wibblewam</p><p>Held his +2 Whatsiedoo</p><p>Go ahead save me</p><p>Do your thing</p><p></p><p>Where once a Wibblewam stood</p><p>Was now a pile of stuff</p><p>Oh, yes did I mention</p><p>The +2 is +2 to bluff</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="silvertable81, post: 515301, member: 6917"] [b]another entry[/b] [b] The Wibblewam and the +2 Whatsiedoo [/b] Once there was A Wibblewam Found some loot And treasure In his pile he found Something nice He didn’t know What it was A stick with A spike and a string Wrapped ‘round What on earth has he found? It looked like A thingy-hickey Only more solid And no screams Worth more than gold But not a bippity-boo He shook it and it said “Try me, I’m +2” +2, +2 woo-hoo-hoo But wait, please wait And whisper again What do you do? Do I use you as A weapon, a staff, A rod, or a wand I need to know You ask what to do With me, a Whatsiedoo That has also a +2 I’ll tell you a thing or two I do dee twelve In damage And if it’s an Orc Demon Dragon an extra +3 And also I’ll shield All in 10 feet And I’m blessed with a mess Of other cool treats I do lots of things And I’m really smart too I give a bonus +5 To climb, jump, and hide I can slay lower levels With one swell swipe Or use me to cook All will taste right If you know the Right words To get yourself in tune You’ll see a most mighty rune What else can a Whatsiedoo do Oh, how I now wish I could only have two And in a pinch I can become a bench A boat, a rope, a ladder Even a poisonous black adder If cast into darkness Still you will see So long as you never Go without me You can breathe underwater And swim in thin air Survive in hot lava And never wash your hair The Wibblewam thought This thing is nice With my new Whatsiedoo I’ll never be iced I hold 93 PPs And twelve levels of spells And in fact I am Immune to dispel Why, with all that I do I should be a major artifact Morderdorken’s __Amazing ____Stupendous ______Preponderous _________Pusillanimous ___________Technicolor _____________Really Cool Whatsiedoo with a +2 I’ve one wish left So make that one last Just then the Wibblewam Heard a noise He turned to view A view so fierce It could only be called Hyenadon Maximus Rex The brave Wibblewam Held his +2 Whatsiedoo Go ahead save me Do your thing Where once a Wibblewam stood Was now a pile of stuff Oh, yes did I mention The +2 is +2 to bluff [/QUOTE]
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