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<blockquote data-quote="mtbdm" data-source="post: 531660" data-attributes="member: 3935"><p><strong>the new 3E</strong></p><p></p><p>the New 3E:</p><p></p><p>I'm DM</p><p>Do you like the new 3E?</p><p></p><p>I do not like it,</p><p>2E's for me.</p><p>I do not like the new 3E.</p><p></p><p>I would not play at "Epic Level".</p><p>I do not like demons and devils.</p><p>(I prefer Baatezu,</p><p>And Tanarri, I like them too!)</p><p></p><p>I do not like the new 3E!</p><p>I do not like it.</p><p>2E's for me!</p><p></p><p>Do you like the optional rules ?</p><p>Do you like the "Master Tools"?</p><p></p><p>I do not like the optional rules.</p><p>I do not like the "Master Tools."</p><p></p><p>Do you like the character sheets?</p><p>Do you like the rules for feats?</p><p></p><p>Nix on the sheets.</p><p>Nix on the feats.</p><p>No optional rules!</p><p>I hate "Master Tools".</p><p></p><p>I would not play at "Epic Level".</p><p>I do not like demons and devils.</p><p></p><p>Would you?</p><p>Could you?</p><p>at a con?</p><p></p><p>Play it!</p><p>Play it!</p><p>It is fun!</p><p></p><p>I would not,</p><p>could not,</p><p>at a con.</p><p></p><p>You may like it.</p><p>You will see.</p><p>You may just like</p><p>The new 3E!</p><p></p><p>I would not,</p><p>could not play 3E!</p><p>Not at a con.</p><p>You let me be!</p><p></p><p>I do not like the new 3E.</p><p>I do not like it! 2E's for me!</p><p></p><p>At home! At home!</p><p>At home! At home!</p><p></p><p>Could you, would you,</p><p>play at home?</p><p>Not at home, not in Rome!</p><p>I do not like the new 3E! DM please just let me be!</p><p></p><p>I do not like the new 3E.</p><p>I don't like it! 2E's for me!</p><p></p><p>Say!</p><p>In the basement?</p><p>Here in the basement!</p><p>Would you,</p><p>could you,</p><p>in the basement?</p><p></p><p>I would not,</p><p>could not,</p><p>in the basement.</p><p></p><p>Would you,</p><p>could you,</p><p>in the kitchen?</p><p></p><p>I would not, could not,</p><p>in the in the kitchen.</p><p>Not in the basement.</p><p>Now quit yer bitchin'!</p><p></p><p>I will not play it here or there.</p><p>I will not play it anywhere!</p><p></p><p>Could you, would you,</p><p>with prestige classes?</p><p></p><p>I would not,</p><p>could not,</p><p>with prestige classes!</p><p></p><p>You do not like it.</p><p>So you say.</p><p>Try it! Try it!</p><p>And you may.</p><p></p><p>Try it and</p><p>you may,</p><p>I say.</p><p></p><p>DM,</p><p>If you will let me be,</p><p>I will try it.</p><p>You will see.</p><p></p><p>Say!</p><p>I like the new 3E!</p><p>I do! I like it! Gracious me!</p><p></p><p>And I would play it in the kitchen.</p><p>And you will not hear me bitchin'.</p><p></p><p>And I will play it in my home.</p><p>I'd rather play than go to Rome!</p><p></p><p>And I will play with prestige classes,</p><p>And whoop all your munchkin asses!</p><p></p><p>I love these spiffy character sheets!</p><p>And how could I have not liked feats?!</p><p></p><p>I really love the new 3E!</p><p>The rules are so balanced, you see!</p><p></p><p>And I will play to Epic Levels.</p><p>And I will fight demons and devils!</p><p></p><p>And I will pirate Master Tools,</p><p>Cause those who pay for it are fools!</p><p></p><p>And I'll playe 3E here and there.</p><p>Hell, I'll play 3E anywhere!</p><p></p><p>I do so like the new 3E!</p><p>Thank you, DM,</p><p>for teaching me!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mtbdm, post: 531660, member: 3935"] [b]the new 3E[/b] the New 3E: I'm DM Do you like the new 3E? I do not like it, 2E's for me. I do not like the new 3E. I would not play at "Epic Level". I do not like demons and devils. (I prefer Baatezu, And Tanarri, I like them too!) I do not like the new 3E! I do not like it. 2E's for me! Do you like the optional rules ? Do you like the "Master Tools"? I do not like the optional rules. I do not like the "Master Tools." Do you like the character sheets? Do you like the rules for feats? Nix on the sheets. Nix on the feats. No optional rules! I hate "Master Tools". I would not play at "Epic Level". I do not like demons and devils. Would you? Could you? at a con? Play it! Play it! It is fun! I would not, could not, at a con. You may like it. You will see. You may just like The new 3E! I would not, could not play 3E! Not at a con. You let me be! I do not like the new 3E. I do not like it! 2E's for me! At home! At home! At home! At home! Could you, would you, play at home? Not at home, not in Rome! I do not like the new 3E! DM please just let me be! I do not like the new 3E. I don't like it! 2E's for me! Say! In the basement? Here in the basement! Would you, could you, in the basement? I would not, could not, in the basement. Would you, could you, in the kitchen? I would not, could not, in the in the kitchen. Not in the basement. Now quit yer bitchin'! I will not play it here or there. I will not play it anywhere! Could you, would you, with prestige classes? I would not, could not, with prestige classes! You do not like it. So you say. Try it! Try it! And you may. Try it and you may, I say. DM, If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see. Say! I like the new 3E! I do! I like it! Gracious me! And I would play it in the kitchen. And you will not hear me bitchin'. And I will play it in my home. I'd rather play than go to Rome! And I will play with prestige classes, And whoop all your munchkin asses! I love these spiffy character sheets! And how could I have not liked feats?! I really love the new 3E! The rules are so balanced, you see! And I will play to Epic Levels. And I will fight demons and devils! And I will pirate Master Tools, Cause those who pay for it are fools! And I'll playe 3E here and there. Hell, I'll play 3E anywhere! I do so like the new 3E! Thank you, DM, for teaching me! [/QUOTE]
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