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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Olgar Shiverstone" data-source="post: 539647" data-attributes="member: 5868">The Orc & PieSo there I was, diehard MERP player, hanging out on the EN Boards, when who should PM me but Morrus, the EN-World guy.  He had this new adventure, D&D of all things, that he insisted I try:The Orc and PieI am MorrusI am MorrusEN-World Guy.That EN-World guy!That EN-World guy!I do not likethat EN-World guy!Have you played“The Orc and Pie”?I do not like it,EN-World guy.I will not play “Orc and Pie”.Would you play ithere or there?I would not play ithere or there.I would not play itanywhere.I will not playOrc and Pie.I do not like it,EN-World guy.Would you play itAt Piratecat’s house?Would you play itwith Piratecat’s spouse?I will not play itAt Piratecat’s house.I will not play itwith Piratecat’s spouse.I will not play ithere or there.I will not play itanywhere.I do not like Orc and Pie.I do not like it, EN-World Guy!Would you play itAs a gnome?Would you play itAs a rogue?Not as a gnome.Not as a rogue.Not at Piratecat’s house.Not with his spouse.I would not play it here or there.I would not play it anywhere.I would not play Orc and Pie.I do not like it, EN-World Guy.Would you? Could you?In D&D?Play it! Play it!The module’s free!I would not,could not,in D&D.You may like it.You will see.You may like itin 3E!I would not, could not in 3E.Not in D&D! You let me be!I will not play it as a gnome.I will not play it as a rogue.I will not play it at Piratecat’s house.I will not play with PC’s spouse.I will not play it here or there.I will not play it anywhere.I will not play Orc and Pie.I will not play it, EN-World Guy!A train! A train!A train! A train!Could you, would you,on a train?Not on a train! Not in 3E!Not in D&D! Morrus! Let me be!I would not, could not, as a gnome.I could not, would not, as a rogue.I will not play it with a mouse.I will not play it at Piratecat’s house.I will not play it here or there.I will not play it anywhere.I will not play Orc and Pie.I do not like it, EN World Guy!Say!On the boards?Here on the boards!Would you, could you, on the boards?I would not, could not,On the boards.Would you, could you,When it rains?I would not, could not, when it rains.Not on the boards. Not on a train.Not in D&D. Not with 3E.I will not play it, Morrus, you see.Not at PC’s house. Not as a gnome.Not with PC’s spouse. Not as a rogue.I will not play it here or there.I do not play it anywhere!You do not likeOrc and Pie?I do notlike it,EN-World Guy!Could you, would youPlease DM?I would not,could not,be DM!Would you, could you,With your friends?I could not, would not, with my friends.I will not, will not, be DM.I will not play it when it rains.I will not play it on a train.Not on the boards! Not in 3E!Not D&D! You let me be!I will not play it as a gnome.I will not play it as a rogue.I will not play it at PC’s house.I will not play it with PC’s spouse.I will not play it here or there.I will not play it ANYWHERE!I do not likeOrc and Pie!I do not like it,EN-World guy!You do not like it.So you say.Try it! Try it!And you may.Try it and you may, I say.Morrus!If you will let me be,I will try it.You will see.Say!I like Orc and Pie!I do! I like it, EN-World guy!And I would play it as DM.And I would play it with my friends...And I will play it when it rains.And on the boards. And on a train.As D&D. And in 3E.It is so good, so good, you see!So I will play it as a gnome.And I will play it as a rogue.And I will play at Piratecat’s house.And I will play with Piratecat’s spouse.And I will play it here and there.Say! I will play it ANYWHERE!I do so likeOrc and Pie!Thank you!Thank you,EN-World Guy!Note: Morrus was not harmed in the making of this rhyme.</blockquote>

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