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<blockquote data-quote="BigFreekinGoblinoid" data-source="post: 561099" data-attributes="member: 5988"><p>A Chump for the Bump: A Suessian tribute to the ENWorld Messageboards </p><p></p><p>My message is posted, so now I must wait.</p><p>They will like my d20 project. </p><p>They will all think it’s great!</p><p></p><p>I’ve spent 300 hours on my new game,</p><p>So I’m eager for comments, both helpful and lame. </p><p></p><p>It’s gonna be swell, a top 10 hit!</p><p>If only Malhavoc will publish it. </p><p></p><p>It’s been 10 whole minutes without one reply!</p><p>A look, a view – won’t someone stop by? </p><p></p><p>Bump, bump, I’m witty you see! </p><p>I want you all to know how clever I can be. </p><p></p><p>Just one more bump, should do the trick.</p><p>Perhaps, while I’m waiting, </p><p>I’ll hit HONG with a stick! </p><p></p><p>Look! Here’s a new thread, </p><p>Guaranteed not to bore:</p><p>“How to Defend a Mountain Ice-Cream-Store”!</p><p></p><p>And here’s some fine news, which must be true:</p><p>4th edition’s due next week! </p><p>Scoop courtesy of BUGABOO. </p><p></p><p>Nightfall’s the sage, with two very full hands.</p><p>But Dark Portal’s been shafted,</p><p>In favor of Scarred Lands.</p><p></p><p>I’ve read Psion’s reviews, </p><p>and given Hivemind a whirl. </p><p>They are mostly well behaved,</p><p>Aside from hitting on Dragongirl! </p><p></p><p>He’s very amusing, this dude who likes clay.</p><p>Any new P-Kitty photo’s today?</p><p></p><p>And who could forget pious Joshua Dyal? </p><p>Did you ever pick up that Book which is Vile?</p><p></p><p>Congrats to Crothian, on his 4 Billionth post. </p><p>There are so many members I wish I could roast! </p><p></p><p>But it’s been much too long,</p><p>I can stand it no more.</p><p>( I’m a cert-i-fied attention whore! )</p><p></p><p>It’s been 20 whole minutes without one reply!</p><p>A look, a view – won’t someone stop by? </p><p></p><p>Bump, bump, I’m witty you see! </p><p>I want you all to know how clever I can be. </p><p></p><p>I’m a Chump for the Bump,</p><p>I must bump some more! </p><p></p><p>A bump for Eric’s Grandma,</p><p>A bump for the Troll,</p><p>And perhaps even one for that off topic poll! </p><p></p><p>Kudo’s to ENWorld, there’s no place I’d rather be.</p><p>Thanks for all the laughs, and fostering my creativity. </p><p></p><p>Do I spend too much time here? </p><p>Is healthy grass green? </p><p>I dream of an Ennie, and Airwolf’s signature queen.</p><p></p><p>50 posts a day, and many more read,</p><p>Should I venture outside, for some exercise instead?</p><p></p><p>I might be an addict, this is probably true.</p><p>But it’s better than cocaine, heroin, or sniffing glue!</p><p></p><p>Most topics aren’t fresh: </p><p>Roll VS. Role play, and Fluff vs. Crunch.</p><p>I might like them better - after some lunch!</p><p></p><p>My belly is full, thanks to Rice-A-Roni. </p><p>So it’s back to my project:</p><p>A d20 version of “My Little Pony”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BigFreekinGoblinoid, post: 561099, member: 5988"] A Chump for the Bump: A Suessian tribute to the ENWorld Messageboards My message is posted, so now I must wait. They will like my d20 project. They will all think it’s great! I’ve spent 300 hours on my new game, So I’m eager for comments, both helpful and lame. It’s gonna be swell, a top 10 hit! If only Malhavoc will publish it. It’s been 10 whole minutes without one reply! A look, a view – won’t someone stop by? Bump, bump, I’m witty you see! I want you all to know how clever I can be. Just one more bump, should do the trick. Perhaps, while I’m waiting, I’ll hit HONG with a stick! Look! Here’s a new thread, Guaranteed not to bore: “How to Defend a Mountain Ice-Cream-Store”! And here’s some fine news, which must be true: 4th edition’s due next week! Scoop courtesy of BUGABOO. Nightfall’s the sage, with two very full hands. But Dark Portal’s been shafted, In favor of Scarred Lands. I’ve read Psion’s reviews, and given Hivemind a whirl. They are mostly well behaved, Aside from hitting on Dragongirl! He’s very amusing, this dude who likes clay. Any new P-Kitty photo’s today? And who could forget pious Joshua Dyal? Did you ever pick up that Book which is Vile? Congrats to Crothian, on his 4 Billionth post. There are so many members I wish I could roast! But it’s been much too long, I can stand it no more. ( I’m a cert-i-fied attention whore! ) It’s been 20 whole minutes without one reply! A look, a view – won’t someone stop by? Bump, bump, I’m witty you see! I want you all to know how clever I can be. I’m a Chump for the Bump, I must bump some more! A bump for Eric’s Grandma, A bump for the Troll, And perhaps even one for that off topic poll! Kudo’s to ENWorld, there’s no place I’d rather be. Thanks for all the laughs, and fostering my creativity. Do I spend too much time here? Is healthy grass green? I dream of an Ennie, and Airwolf’s signature queen. 50 posts a day, and many more read, Should I venture outside, for some exercise instead? I might be an addict, this is probably true. But it’s better than cocaine, heroin, or sniffing glue! Most topics aren’t fresh: Roll VS. Role play, and Fluff vs. Crunch. I might like them better - after some lunch! My belly is full, thanks to Rice-A-Roni. So it’s back to my project: A d20 version of “My Little Pony” [/QUOTE]
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