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Dragon 334, Malhavoc's Surprise = Ptolus
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<blockquote data-quote="Mighty Veil" data-source="post: 2387357" data-attributes="member: 30559"><p>LOL <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":-)" title="Smile :-)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":-)" /></p><p>Yeah I could see it now..</p><p>Monte Haul Present: Dragons And Dungeons (director's super cool more awesome cut)</p><p>"You must get tired of playing boring weak WotC Wizards, right? Boring D&D Elves who have to use that awful uncool anti-gamerz fan, Karl Rove written Listen skill, right!? Monte Haul presents the most original and fan friendly game Ever!! DRAGONS AND DUNGEONS!!!!</p><p>Imagine playing a wizard with d10 hit dice and three times the spells! Elves on steroids! SUPER COOL! Fan friendly non evil big business-like ideas like skills like Listen AND Spot. They've been merged with Craft (except Craft Alchemy which is super fan friendly cool), Jump, Knowledge History to create the super cool new skill: Ultimate Kewl Skill! Ever wanted to play the Superfriends? Now you can with new races like: Batfolk, because BatMEN would be uncool (regular humans who dress up in super cool costume), and Jan and Jen Folk (you get to play twins who can polymorph into any animal and ice bridge! SUPER COOL FAN FRIENDLY FUN!!). PDF version out next month for a friendly $49.34 (not even that awful big business Wal-mart has such awesome cool prices!). Print version 6 months later for only 49.43! Ultimate cool it's Dragons and Dungeons! 16 races. 29 classes! 567 prestige classes. And... 7 Advanced Ultimate Cool Classes!! What are those?? Buy the book, I wrote it!"</p><p></p><p>sorry, couldn't resist ;-)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mighty Veil, post: 2387357, member: 30559"] LOL :-) Yeah I could see it now.. Monte Haul Present: Dragons And Dungeons (director's super cool more awesome cut) "You must get tired of playing boring weak WotC Wizards, right? Boring D&D Elves who have to use that awful uncool anti-gamerz fan, Karl Rove written Listen skill, right!? Monte Haul presents the most original and fan friendly game Ever!! DRAGONS AND DUNGEONS!!!! Imagine playing a wizard with d10 hit dice and three times the spells! Elves on steroids! SUPER COOL! Fan friendly non evil big business-like ideas like skills like Listen AND Spot. They've been merged with Craft (except Craft Alchemy which is super fan friendly cool), Jump, Knowledge History to create the super cool new skill: Ultimate Kewl Skill! Ever wanted to play the Superfriends? Now you can with new races like: Batfolk, because BatMEN would be uncool (regular humans who dress up in super cool costume), and Jan and Jen Folk (you get to play twins who can polymorph into any animal and ice bridge! SUPER COOL FAN FRIENDLY FUN!!). PDF version out next month for a friendly $49.34 (not even that awful big business Wal-mart has such awesome cool prices!). Print version 6 months later for only 49.43! Ultimate cool it's Dragons and Dungeons! 16 races. 29 classes! 567 prestige classes. And... 7 Advanced Ultimate Cool Classes!! What are those?? Buy the book, I wrote it!" sorry, couldn't resist ;-) [/QUOTE]
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