Dragon Magazine DM Screen issue ...?

[ThomasBJJ]

How can i keep my mailman from bending the crap out of this issue in order to try to get it to fit in my apartment mailbox???

Am I going to end up having to buy a second copy in the shops to make sure my screen is not destroyed???

 

[Dimenhydrinate]

Me Too

I was wondering something similar. I have a PO Box... I am lucky and live in a small town in kansas, so I can just ask the nice mailladies to hold onto it until I can pick it up. Hope it works. Perhaps you could leave your mailperson a note? They are bound to find it.

 

[LrdApoc]

Okay, I guess my issue is it was supposed to be a re-up bonus but it looks like the newstand issues are supposed to include it also.. what rip... sigh, then again why am I bitching? I enjoy both Dungeon and Dragon.

 

[fba827]

How can i keep my mailman from bending the crap out of this issue in order to try to get it to fit in my apartment mailbox???

Am I going to end up having to buy a second copy in the shops to make sure my screen is not destroyed???

Step 1: Start your emergency pile of encylopedias now.

Step 2: If/When bent screen arrives, place within the books

Step 3: Leave screen hidden in books for 1d10 days

It is very important not to disturb, look at, peek, or belch, near the screen during this time of rest (or do anything that would break an invisibility spell). If it is disturbed, the process is ruined and will take an additional 1d20 + patience modifier days to complete.




(umm.. it's 4:15am, sorry for the poor attempt at humor. but the basic jist is there somewhere )

 

[Eternalknight]

Or you could cast Bigby's Flattening Hand...

 

[Torillan]

How can i keep my mailman from bending the crap out of this issue in order to try to get it to fit in my apartment mailbox???

Am I going to end up having to buy a second copy in the shops to make sure my screen is not destroyed???

I'll be lying in wait for the postman. When I spring from my hiding place he/she should drop the mag, which will be wrapped in plastic, so it should be unscathed.

Seriously, I'm a little worried about that myself.

 

[robaustin]

I'm just planning on picking up a second copy. You can't stop these mailmen from bending anything these days.

--*Rob

 

[Ashrem Bayle]

My mailman could warp a steel ball with a rubber hammer.

 

[King_Stannis]

I guess I'm lucky. The postmen around here are pretty good about not bending stuff.

 

[Welverin]

Same at my post office, if something won't fit into the box relatively easily they won't try and cram it in anyway.