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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mad Mac" data-source="post: 3014154" data-attributes="member: 27873">Heh.Artist: Mr. Director, Sir!Boss: What is it worm? I'm busy here.Artist: Well...me and the boys were thinking. About how great this project is, and how you are the most magnificent human being who ever lived, and we only wish we could all have your manbabies and live in a commune with you or something.Boss: The stuff everyone is always thinking, right. So what?Artist: It's, just...me and the other artist love Sturm sooooo much.Boss: Yeah, Sturms awesome. That's why I got Hickman to approve this new scene where sturm fights 100 Draconians in full armor, plus his long flowing cape, all by himself. The fight runs like 20 minutes, and we plan to show every little dent in the armor as the fight goes on...this is the fight scene everyone will be talking about....Bam! Straight to the Big Leagues!Artist: Uh, wow...that's just...wow...I can honestly say I want to die just thinking about it.Boss: Really gets the creative juices flowing, eh?Artist: Something like that, yes...so much so, that I think our creative juices started flowing in a completely different direction. Like a big raging river of awesome creativitiosity. This is the Mississippi river of great Sturm related thinking, here.Boss:You got two minutes.Artist. Well...it's like this...we're thinking...drama...Boss: DramaArtist: Yes, drama...something very dramatic...and, uh...suspenseful.Boss: 100 Draconians is dramatic and suspenseful! High Fives all around!Artist: Such a kidder..exceptBoss: Except?Artist: Perhaps...subtle?Boss: Subtle?Artist: Right. Instead of a huge, life-threatning battle, we're thinking of showing Sturms vulnerability in a different way.Boss: How so?Artist: We're thinking, what if...he falls in a river and gets all wet?Boss: Wet is nuanced? Artist: Not just wet, but...cold...Boss: Cold?Artist: Faced with dire hypothermia, our brave Knight wraps himself in a snowy white blanket which is, of course, completely design free. Shows his purity and stuff.Boss: Ooh, purity! Then what happens?Artist: Uh...that's about it. He gets really cold and tired, so he keeps the blanket on and doesn't move much. Like at all. For the whole movie. Boss: How's that dramatic?Artist: Well, he moves so little, everyone is going to worry that he's dead or something. No one wants to see Sturm die, so they'll be glued to the screen waiting for the big white lump to spout forth another classic line, indicating that he'll be alive for at least another 3 minutes!Boss: You are so fired.Artist: Yes sir. I know sir.</blockquote>

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