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<blockquote data-quote="drnuncheon" data-source="post: 688561" data-attributes="member: 96"><p><strong>More Quotes from the Virtual Table!</strong></p><p></p><p>The crunching and thudding that was going on in the darkness ceases.</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Ahoke, are you eating your kill?"</p><p></p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu is gonna cast an Empowered Ball Lightnin... er, wrong sheet. Damnit.</p><p></p><p><DIE ROLLER> Ahoke rolls 1d20+4 and gets 24.</p><p><OOC> Ahoke says, "F***ing undead."</p><p></p><p>One of the Harvester's hands releases its hold on the scythe and begins to wave in a series of gestures. Words are spoken in a tone that calls out above the din of the battle. "I call upon the divine favor of He Who Is To Come to bear the fruit of Life unto my companion... Let his wounds be healed!" The thin hand reaches out to touch Sen-Jyu on the shoulder.</p><p><DIE ROLLER> Harvester rolls 1d8+2 and gets 3.</p><p><OOC> Dungeon Master says, "Apparently it was the Grape of Life only."</p><p></p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "'Bringing statues to life is a time-honored tradition of low-level characters."</p><p><OOC> Dungeon Master says, "As is getting stomped flat by them?"</p><p></p><p>Harvester calls back, over his shoulder, 'You wanna be the one to hand it to it?" He continues moving forward.</p><p>You paged Harvester with 'You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.'.</p><p></p><p>(Sen-Jyu uses the healing salve his mother gave him)</p><p>Producing a second bamboo reed from his backpack, Sen-Jyu loosens the armor about his chest, that he can apply the goop to the buckler-sized bruise that's trying to form on his side.</p><p><DIE ROLLER> Sen-Jyu rolls 1d8+1 and gets 2.</p><p><OOC> Tamalruk says, "Mom didn't like you very much did she?"</p><p></p><p>(Sen-Jyu is severely wounded by the charmed Harvester.)</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Please, remember to describe the chunks of flesh that you gouge out."</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Don't leave any of the sloppy bits out."</p><p><OOC> Muse, in the front row, wants to get hit with sloppy bits!</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "People in the first five rows, you WILL get wet."</p><p></p><p>(The dananshee sees that Sen-Jyu is wounded)</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "No offense, lady, but licking your lips while talking about my wounded state does -not- make me feel more comfortable."</p><p></p><p>(we resume play as Sen & Harvester grapple)</p><p><OOC> Harvester says, "Sen finally quit hugging me then?"</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "We just got into frenching, actually."</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "What's the DC to cop a feel?"</p><p></p><p>(They search the waterfall pool)</p><p>Long distance to (Sen-Jyu, Ahoke): Dungeon Master feels he should mention that there's other stuff in the pile of bones - looks like maybe whatever the unlucky owners were carrying.</p><p>To (Ahoke, Dungeon Master), Sen-Jyu pages: Like, perhaps, a scrollcase that'll start drifting with the fast current once we disturb them?</p><p></p><p>(XP is awarded for the past coupole of sessions)</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "So, curiosity compels me to ask: we're getting this buttload of xp... why?"</p><p><OOC> Ahoke says, "Because the DM wants us to be third level. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />"</p><p><OOC> Ahoke says, "Which doesn't bode well, come to think of it."</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "That was my guess."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="drnuncheon, post: 688561, member: 96"] [b]More Quotes from the Virtual Table![/b] The crunching and thudding that was going on in the darkness ceases. <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Ahoke, are you eating your kill?" <OOC> Sen-Jyu is gonna cast an Empowered Ball Lightnin... er, wrong sheet. Damnit. <DIE ROLLER> Ahoke rolls 1d20+4 and gets 24. <OOC> Ahoke says, "F***ing undead." One of the Harvester's hands releases its hold on the scythe and begins to wave in a series of gestures. Words are spoken in a tone that calls out above the din of the battle. "I call upon the divine favor of He Who Is To Come to bear the fruit of Life unto my companion... Let his wounds be healed!" The thin hand reaches out to touch Sen-Jyu on the shoulder. <DIE ROLLER> Harvester rolls 1d8+2 and gets 3. <OOC> Dungeon Master says, "Apparently it was the Grape of Life only." <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "'Bringing statues to life is a time-honored tradition of low-level characters." <OOC> Dungeon Master says, "As is getting stomped flat by them?" Harvester calls back, over his shoulder, 'You wanna be the one to hand it to it?" He continues moving forward. You paged Harvester with 'You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.'. (Sen-Jyu uses the healing salve his mother gave him) Producing a second bamboo reed from his backpack, Sen-Jyu loosens the armor about his chest, that he can apply the goop to the buckler-sized bruise that's trying to form on his side. <DIE ROLLER> Sen-Jyu rolls 1d8+1 and gets 2. <OOC> Tamalruk says, "Mom didn't like you very much did she?" (Sen-Jyu is severely wounded by the charmed Harvester.) <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Please, remember to describe the chunks of flesh that you gouge out." <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Don't leave any of the sloppy bits out." <OOC> Muse, in the front row, wants to get hit with sloppy bits! <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "People in the first five rows, you WILL get wet." (The dananshee sees that Sen-Jyu is wounded) <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "No offense, lady, but licking your lips while talking about my wounded state does -not- make me feel more comfortable." (we resume play as Sen & Harvester grapple) <OOC> Harvester says, "Sen finally quit hugging me then?" <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "We just got into frenching, actually." <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "What's the DC to cop a feel?" (They search the waterfall pool) Long distance to (Sen-Jyu, Ahoke): Dungeon Master feels he should mention that there's other stuff in the pile of bones - looks like maybe whatever the unlucky owners were carrying. To (Ahoke, Dungeon Master), Sen-Jyu pages: Like, perhaps, a scrollcase that'll start drifting with the fast current once we disturb them? (XP is awarded for the past coupole of sessions) <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "So, curiosity compels me to ask: we're getting this buttload of xp... why?" <OOC> Ahoke says, "Because the DM wants us to be third level. ;)" <OOC> Ahoke says, "Which doesn't bode well, come to think of it." <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "That was my guess." [/QUOTE]
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