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<blockquote data-quote="Doctor DM" data-source="post: 3352969" data-attributes="member: 49937"><p>Everyone has seen (or has been) that memorable kill. But I was wondering what's the most ridiculous, funniest, or just plain stupid death you've ever seen? </p><p></p><p>I'm thinking PC's, but heck, it could be an NPC, villian, or even an innocent bystander.</p><p></p><p>I'll start:</p><p></p><p>I was not actually part of this, but I witnessed it in the back room of my local hobbyshop. Unbelieveable.</p><p></p><p>Now, we all know about the Hand and Eye of Vecna, right? You cut off you own hand or take out your eye and replace it with the Artifact. Well, this party came upon the so called "Head of Vecna". </p><p></p><p>So... they decide, hey, this must work like the other Artifacts of Vecna, you just have to cut off your head, and replace it with Vecna's, and you get super powers!</p><p></p><p>First PC gets his head cut off, dies. They attach the head of Vecna to him, nothing happens. They wait a couple minutes, still nothing happens. He just stays dead.</p><p></p><p>2nd PC says oh, maybe something's just wrong with him. I'll try it. Cut's off his head. Same deal, nothing happens. He's dead too now.</p><p></p><p>3rd PC, the cleric says, oh, well, maybe it didn't work for them because they don't have any magical powers, you have to be a holy spell caster. HE CUTS OFF HIS HEAD TOO. And proceeds to stay dead. Now 3 of the 4 PC's have killed themselves, and nothing at all has happened with the "Head of Vecna".</p><p></p><p>So the FOURTH PC says: "I'm getting the *@%$*! out of here!"</p><p></p><p>I couldn't believe the stupididty. <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/laugh.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Doctor DM, post: 3352969, member: 49937"] Everyone has seen (or has been) that memorable kill. But I was wondering what's the most ridiculous, funniest, or just plain stupid death you've ever seen? I'm thinking PC's, but heck, it could be an NPC, villian, or even an innocent bystander. I'll start: I was not actually part of this, but I witnessed it in the back room of my local hobbyshop. Unbelieveable. Now, we all know about the Hand and Eye of Vecna, right? You cut off you own hand or take out your eye and replace it with the Artifact. Well, this party came upon the so called "Head of Vecna". So... they decide, hey, this must work like the other Artifacts of Vecna, you just have to cut off your head, and replace it with Vecna's, and you get super powers! First PC gets his head cut off, dies. They attach the head of Vecna to him, nothing happens. They wait a couple minutes, still nothing happens. He just stays dead. 2nd PC says oh, maybe something's just wrong with him. I'll try it. Cut's off his head. Same deal, nothing happens. He's dead too now. 3rd PC, the cleric says, oh, well, maybe it didn't work for them because they don't have any magical powers, you have to be a holy spell caster. HE CUTS OFF HIS HEAD TOO. And proceeds to stay dead. Now 3 of the 4 PC's have killed themselves, and nothing at all has happened with the "Head of Vecna". So the FOURTH PC says: "I'm getting the *@%$*! out of here!" I couldn't believe the stupididty. :lol: [/QUOTE]
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