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<blockquote data-quote="Doctor DM" data-source="post: 3353094" data-attributes="member: 49937"><p>Ok, here's one then (allthough the head of vecna is still the best, <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/laugh.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> )</p><p></p><p>This one was playing BESM, a really fun anime game.</p><p></p><p>We had to go into this evil organization's base, and the best way to get in was through the supply train station. So we took over the high powered train, and found out that they knew we were coming, and had set up a block and closed the doors.</p><p></p><p>We decided to crank it up to full speed and just ram through it. So we all strapped ourselves in tight and hoped that we would survive the crash. Except for our flame powered samurai.</p><p></p><p>I don't WHY he did this, but he was really into cool anime stlye special effects. So he said, I'm going to climb up and ride on the top of the train into the base, that'll be so sweet.</p><p></p><p>We were all like ok buddy, good luck with that. </p><p></p><p>So he was up there barely hanging on, when he realized just how fast we were going and that we were going to smack right into a building. He tried to get back in, but it was locked, and he started panicking.</p><p></p><p>Then right before we collided into the doors he tried to safely jump off, but he sort of tripped, and we were going so fast that even though he jumped off the momentum carried him into the side of the building. He just CRASHED into it for a bunch of damage, fell twenty feet and landed awkwardly on some barbed wire for a little more, and then as the back of the crashed train started to blow, took even more. </p><p></p><p>However, he staggered up bloodied and dazed, but still alive. Only to see that he was surrounded by about 20 guards. They asked for his surrender but he attacked instead. Critical faliure, stabbing himself. The guards then beat the snot out of him.</p><p></p><p>The rest of us only suffered minimum injuries and went on to defeat the bad guys, but he, in his quest for coolness, died a horrible death.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Doctor DM, post: 3353094, member: 49937"] Ok, here's one then (allthough the head of vecna is still the best, :lol: ) This one was playing BESM, a really fun anime game. We had to go into this evil organization's base, and the best way to get in was through the supply train station. So we took over the high powered train, and found out that they knew we were coming, and had set up a block and closed the doors. We decided to crank it up to full speed and just ram through it. So we all strapped ourselves in tight and hoped that we would survive the crash. Except for our flame powered samurai. I don't WHY he did this, but he was really into cool anime stlye special effects. So he said, I'm going to climb up and ride on the top of the train into the base, that'll be so sweet. We were all like ok buddy, good luck with that. So he was up there barely hanging on, when he realized just how fast we were going and that we were going to smack right into a building. He tried to get back in, but it was locked, and he started panicking. Then right before we collided into the doors he tried to safely jump off, but he sort of tripped, and we were going so fast that even though he jumped off the momentum carried him into the side of the building. He just CRASHED into it for a bunch of damage, fell twenty feet and landed awkwardly on some barbed wire for a little more, and then as the back of the crashed train started to blow, took even more. However, he staggered up bloodied and dazed, but still alive. Only to see that he was surrounded by about 20 guards. They asked for his surrender but he attacked instead. Critical faliure, stabbing himself. The guards then beat the snot out of him. The rest of us only suffered minimum injuries and went on to defeat the bad guys, but he, in his quest for coolness, died a horrible death. [/QUOTE]
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