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<blockquote data-quote="TarionzCousin" data-source="post: 3361014" data-attributes="member: 31304"><p><strong>Stu is short for Stuart, not Stupid, but....</strong></p><p></p><p>In Junior High School, we played D&D all the time, but this was the first time we had played at Stu's house. Stu's mom kept yelling at him to come upstairs for one thing or another. Just when we got to the lowest layer of the dungeon, Stu's mom yelled at him again.</p><p></p><p>"Stu! I need you upstairs to blah blah blah right now!"</p><p></p><p>"Just a minute, mom," Stu shouted back.</p><p></p><p>"No, right now or all your friends are going home."</p><p></p><p>So Stu departed, arguing with the other players over who would control his character while he was gone. Of the three of us, two of us flat out refused to make any promises regarding Stu's character's behavior while he was under our control.</p><p></p><p>So Stu told Scott "You control him" and left without asking Scott for any reassurances.</p><p></p><p>Scott turned to the DM and said "Stu's character stirs the inky black pool with his magic sword."</p><p></p><p>DM "His sword rusts and falls to pieces. You feel a great hunger within the darkness."</p><p></p><p>Scott "Stu's character throws off his magic items and jumps in."</p><p></p><p>DM "As he does so, a huge clawed hand thrusts forth from the blackness and drags him down to his horrible, painful death."</p><p></p><p>At this exact moment, Stu returned. He looked at Scott, confused. He was only gone about thirty seconds. </p><p></p><p>Scott "Sorry, dude."</p><p></p><p>We never played at Stu's house again. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue :p" data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TarionzCousin, post: 3361014, member: 31304"] [b]Stu is short for Stuart, not Stupid, but....[/b] In Junior High School, we played D&D all the time, but this was the first time we had played at Stu's house. Stu's mom kept yelling at him to come upstairs for one thing or another. Just when we got to the lowest layer of the dungeon, Stu's mom yelled at him again. "Stu! I need you upstairs to blah blah blah right now!" "Just a minute, mom," Stu shouted back. "No, right now or all your friends are going home." So Stu departed, arguing with the other players over who would control his character while he was gone. Of the three of us, two of us flat out refused to make any promises regarding Stu's character's behavior while he was under our control. So Stu told Scott "You control him" and left without asking Scott for any reassurances. Scott turned to the DM and said "Stu's character stirs the inky black pool with his magic sword." DM "His sword rusts and falls to pieces. You feel a great hunger within the darkness." Scott "Stu's character throws off his magic items and jumps in." DM "As he does so, a huge clawed hand thrusts forth from the blackness and drags him down to his horrible, painful death." At this exact moment, Stu returned. He looked at Scott, confused. He was only gone about thirty seconds. Scott "Sorry, dude." We never played at Stu's house again. :p [/QUOTE]
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