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<blockquote data-quote="LeifVignirsson" data-source="post: 1583249" data-attributes="member: 10833">Thank goodness this wasn't me who did this, but I was there helping our intrepid &quot;Iron Chef&quot; Azira (a bard/ranger who could cook... Not well, mind you, but cook) during a search of the woods.&nbsp; At one point we heard something in the brush and I instantly pulled my sword, ready to strike at whatever it might be.&nbsp; Azira told me to put away my sword while he went to go find out what it was.&nbsp; After a few seconds of searching, he stumbled across a very young owlbear crying out.&nbsp; He told me what it was and I was about to grab him to get him out of there.&nbsp; Then, the stupid thing happened.Azira: I am going to play the owlbear a lulliby.Me: WHAT?!Azira: Trust me, I can keep him as a pet...Me: Come on, let's get out of here...Azira: No, I am going to play for this owlbear. (to the DM) I roll a 15...Me: Oh my god...Yep, you guessed it.&nbsp; Two owlbears come walking out of the brush and attack us.&nbsp; But that isn't the kicker.&nbsp; The kicker was there was an additional giant sized owlbear that turned out to be a golem that shot balista bolts.&nbsp; At this time Azira skittered up the tree like a squirrel and was trying to hit the original owlbears with arrows... Note the word &quot;trying&quot; because he got pinned to the tree with a balista bolt right through the chest, then having the tree FALL OVER with him pinned onto it... Amazingly enough, he survived.To note: He did ALOT of stupid things... He was a VERY SPECIAL character...</blockquote>

[QUOTE="LeifVignirsson, post: 1583249, member: 10833"] Thank goodness this wasn't me who did this, but I was there helping our intrepid "Iron Chef" Azira (a bard/ranger who could cook... Not well, mind you, but cook) during a search of the woods. At one point we heard something in the brush and I instantly pulled my sword, ready to strike at whatever it might be. Azira told me to put away my sword while he went to go find out what it was. After a few seconds of searching, he stumbled across a very young owlbear crying out. He told me what it was and I was about to grab him to get him out of there. Then, the stupid thing happened. Azira: I am going to play the owlbear a lulliby. Me: WHAT?! Azira: Trust me, I can keep him as a pet... Me: Come on, let's get out of here... Azira: No, I am going to play for this owlbear. (to the DM) I roll a 15... Me: Oh my god... Yep, you guessed it. Two owlbears come walking out of the brush and attack us. But that isn't the kicker. The kicker was there was an additional giant sized owlbear that turned out to be a golem that shot balista bolts. At this time Azira skittered up the tree like a squirrel and was trying to hit the original owlbears with arrows... Note the word "trying" because he got pinned to the tree with a balista bolt right through the chest, then having the tree FALL OVER with him pinned onto it... Amazingly enough, he survived. To note: He did ALOT of stupid things... He was a VERY SPECIAL character... [/QUOTE]

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