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<blockquote data-quote="Horoku" data-source="post: 1596774" data-attributes="member: 12667">I was DMing for a 1st level party, going after an evil wizard on his own turf. For the information of the forum, the evil wizard was a 4th level human wizard... infected with Wererat lycanthropy, and possessing the &quot;Control Form&quot; proficiency. It's a 2E campaign, because I'm strange like that.So anyway, he comes out from behind a big curtain, and I give the following description:&quot;Stepping from behind the tattered curtain on the east side of the room is a foul little man in purple and gold robes. He stands about five feet tall, and smells of filth and refuse. His nose is long, and pointed, and his face is surrounded by scraggly whiskers. He addresses you with a weasely little buck-toothed grin, and looks you all up and down. He has yellow eyes! So help me, YELLOW EYES.&quot;So, one of the PC mages proceeds to say to him, &quot;You, sir, are ugly and dispicable.&quot;Then he pauses when he sees my look of grim amusement, and says, &quot;Can I make an etiquette check on that?&quot;...&quot;No, Bruce. You can't.&quot;Anyway, a couple magic missiles, a casting of Blindness, a Color Spray, and a very gross transformation later, the party somehow managed to survive. I was impressed.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Horoku, post: 1596774, member: 12667"] I was DMing for a 1st level party, going after an evil wizard on his own turf. For the information of the forum, the evil wizard was a 4th level human wizard... infected with Wererat lycanthropy, and possessing the "Control Form" proficiency. It's a 2E campaign, because I'm strange like that. So anyway, he comes out from behind a big curtain, and I give the following description: "Stepping from behind the tattered curtain on the east side of the room is a foul little man in purple and gold robes. He stands about five feet tall, and smells of filth and refuse. His nose is long, and pointed, and his face is surrounded by scraggly whiskers. He addresses you with a weasely little buck-toothed grin, and looks you all up and down. He has yellow eyes! So help me, YELLOW EYES." So, one of the PC mages proceeds to say to him, "You, sir, are ugly and dispicable." Then he pauses when he sees my look of grim amusement, and says, "Can I make an etiquette check on that?" ..."No, Bruce. You can't." Anyway, a couple magic missiles, a casting of Blindness, a Color Spray, and a very gross transformation later, the party somehow managed to survive. I was impressed. [/QUOTE]

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