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<blockquote data-quote="Larry Fitz" data-source="post: 414019" data-attributes="member: 3949"><p>Wait a second... I can see it now...</p><p></p><p></p><p>Tarrasques Gone Wild!!!</p><p></p><p>The videos we CAN'T show you on EnWorld (because Eric's Grandma is watching)...</p><p></p><p>See what happens when Tarrasques eat several dwarven breweries and then head down to the beachside Mage's Colleges! </p><p></p><p>These Tarrasques are away from their parents lairs for the first time and our camera has caught them in some of the most unbelievable ways imaginable! Order now and we'll include our best selling "Girls of Waterdeep" and "Spring Break in Thay" videos absolutely free!</p><p></p><p>What people are saying about "Tarrasques Gone Wild!!!"</p><p></p><p>"That's Pornography and I'm just not interested." -SemperJase</p><p></p><p>"Wow, they ARE kind of Reptilian." -Nightfall</p><p></p><p>"It's amazing what some monsters will do with a few beers in them." -Piratecat</p><p></p><p>"That Wizard with the Staff of Power, can I get his number?" -DragonGirl</p><p></p><p>"Now THERE'S something we don't have in the Twin Crowns setting!" -LarryFitz</p><p></p><p>"Actually I didn't like the way the video turned out so I re-did it, I think mine's a vast improvement." - Monte Cook</p><p></p><p>"Forget all that religious stuff, these Tarrasques are HOT!" -Jack Chick</p><p></p><p>"Actually I didn't watch them, but I would like to say 'hi' to my grandma..." -Morrus</p><p></p><p></p><p>Tarrasques Gone Wild!!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p>(This posting written with tongue firmly in cheek and meant with sincere warmth for those mentioned within, except for the Tarrasques, who scare me)</p><p></p><p>Larry Fitz</p><p>Instigator/Mendicant</p><p>Living Imagination, Inc.</p><p></p><p>"Tarrasque? Oh yeah, I caught one of those beasties once off the Swamp of the Drowned, maybe a day or two north of Fovera Bay. Big, but not good eatin..." -Bill "Stormcrow" McCardle, noted teller of fish stories</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Larry Fitz, post: 414019, member: 3949"] Wait a second... I can see it now... Tarrasques Gone Wild!!! The videos we CAN'T show you on EnWorld (because Eric's Grandma is watching)... See what happens when Tarrasques eat several dwarven breweries and then head down to the beachside Mage's Colleges! These Tarrasques are away from their parents lairs for the first time and our camera has caught them in some of the most unbelievable ways imaginable! Order now and we'll include our best selling "Girls of Waterdeep" and "Spring Break in Thay" videos absolutely free! What people are saying about "Tarrasques Gone Wild!!!" "That's Pornography and I'm just not interested." -SemperJase "Wow, they ARE kind of Reptilian." -Nightfall "It's amazing what some monsters will do with a few beers in them." -Piratecat "That Wizard with the Staff of Power, can I get his number?" -DragonGirl "Now THERE'S something we don't have in the Twin Crowns setting!" -LarryFitz "Actually I didn't like the way the video turned out so I re-did it, I think mine's a vast improvement." - Monte Cook "Forget all that religious stuff, these Tarrasques are HOT!" -Jack Chick "Actually I didn't watch them, but I would like to say 'hi' to my grandma..." -Morrus Tarrasques Gone Wild!!!! (This posting written with tongue firmly in cheek and meant with sincere warmth for those mentioned within, except for the Tarrasques, who scare me) Larry Fitz Instigator/Mendicant Living Imagination, Inc. "Tarrasque? Oh yeah, I caught one of those beasties once off the Swamp of the Drowned, maybe a day or two north of Fovera Bay. Big, but not good eatin..." -Bill "Stormcrow" McCardle, noted teller of fish stories [/QUOTE]
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