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<blockquote data-quote="RangerWickett" data-source="post: 2223897" data-attributes="member: 63"><p><a href="http://www.enworld.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=20040" target="_blank">[imager]http://www.enworld.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=20041[/imager]</a><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>E.N. Armoury - Chainmail Bikinis</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Written by: Ryan "RangerWickett" Nock</p><p>Art by: J.L. Jones, Matthew C, and Benjamin Richards</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Adventuring Never Looked So Good</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Available at <a href="http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=4686&src=EnWorld" target="_blank">RPGNow</a>!</p><p></p><p>From the company that brought you <a href="http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=148&src=EnWorld" target="_blank">Bride of Portable Hole: The Book of Neurotic Fantasy</a>, and the author who really wanted a feat called Bondage Attack in <a href="http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=3818&src=EnWorld" target="_blank">E.N. Arsenal - Whips</a>, comes a product that brings the superficiality and vapidity of pop culture into the realm of heroic fantasy roleplaying.</p><p></p><p>The chainmail bikini is a classic image of heroic fantasy, but only now do we have the scientific understanding (and the rules) to explain how exactly it protects warrior women in battle. It's a secret that will revolutionize your gaming experience, and possibly get you dumped by your girlfriend.</p><p></p><p>This book of course contains the full-figured scoop on the chainmail bikini, but wait, there’s more! Within its pages you’ll find:</p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Statistics, history, and rules variants of the chainmail bikini.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Other sexy armour for women and men.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Rules to craft masterwork bikinis.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Pretty pictures.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Rules for conducting beauty contests.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> The folk tale of the magical armor of Quick Don, priest of Elea.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> And enough feats, prestige classes, and magic items of neurotic fantasy to choke a gnoll pimp.</li> </ul><p></p><p>This short PDF is fully bookmarked and ready for use in your fantasy d20 campaign, though if you use these rules too consistently, we'll worry about you. A print on demand option will be available soon, just in time for Mother's Day!</p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.rpgnow.com/product_info.php?products_id=4686&src=EnWorld" target="_blank">E.N. Armoury - Chainmail Bikinis, available now!</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
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