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<blockquote data-quote="Emirikol" data-source="post: 1916678" data-attributes="member: 10638"><p><strong>Drinks For All My Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong></p><p></p><p>It's not the beer man, it's the Darguuni mead!!!! You ever try goblin mead? </p><p></p><p>What Your Drink in Eberron Says About You</p><p>J.Hafner</p><p></p><p></p><p>Bartenders at the Broken Anvil tavern in Sharn were asked if they could nail a half-elf woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.</p><p></p><p>The results:</p><p></p><p>Drink: Mror Beer</p><p>Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to Eberron.</p><p>Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of Carcassonne.</p><p></p><p>Drink: Aundair Blender Drinks</p><p>Personality: Flaky, annoying, probably house Medani; a pain in the bum.</p><p>Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.</p><p></p><p>Drink: Arenallian Mixed Drinks</p><p>Personality: Older, has picky taste, probably House Lyrandar; knows what she wants.</p><p>Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.</p><p></p><p>Drink: Thranish Wine - (does not include Q'Barra zinfandel, see below)</p><p>Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.</p><p>Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years . . . Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.</p><p></p><p>Drink: Q'Barra Zinfandel</p><p>Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.</p><p>Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...</p><p></p><p>Drink: Dargunni Shots</p><p>Personality: Hanging with Orien pals or looking to get drunk...and out of those travelling clothes.</p><p>Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.</p><p></p><p>--</p><p>Then there is the MALE goblin addendum .... The deal with goblins is, as always, = very simple and clear cut.</p><p></p><p>Rhukaan Ale: He's poor and wants to get in a fight.</p><p></p><p>Zilargoish Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get in a fight.</p><p></p><p>Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get in a fight.</p><p></p><p>Talentish Whiskey: He doesn't give two halfling dino-plops about anything but getting in a fight.</p><p></p><p>Dargunni Mead: Sod off, all you warts, I'm gonna go fight something.</p><p></p><p>White Zin: He's an fairy elf</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Emirikol, post: 1916678, member: 10638"] [b]Drinks For All My Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b] It's not the beer man, it's the Darguuni mead!!!! You ever try goblin mead? What Your Drink in Eberron Says About You J.Hafner Bartenders at the Broken Anvil tavern in Sharn were asked if they could nail a half-elf woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Mror Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to Eberron. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of Carcassonne. Drink: Aundair Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying, probably house Medani; a pain in the bum. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Arenallian Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste, probably House Lyrandar; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Thranish Wine - (does not include Q'Barra zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years . . . Alzheimer's and term limits be damned. Drink: Q'Barra Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... Drink: Dargunni Shots Personality: Hanging with Orien pals or looking to get drunk...and out of those travelling clothes. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait. -- Then there is the MALE goblin addendum .... The deal with goblins is, as always, = very simple and clear cut. Rhukaan Ale: He's poor and wants to get in a fight. Zilargoish Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get in a fight. Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get in a fight. Talentish Whiskey: He doesn't give two halfling dino-plops about anything but getting in a fight. Dargunni Mead: Sod off, all you warts, I'm gonna go fight something. White Zin: He's an fairy elf [/QUOTE]
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