EBERRON: great quotes

[Emirikol]

Anybody have any good Eberron Quotes yet?


Here are the ones that our group has come up with so far:

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving from an airship isn't for you." ~ Doyennesse of the High Council of House Sivis, Lysse Lyrriman d'Sivis, gnome

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Karnath."
- Lathon Halpum, Barbarian lord of the Talenta

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all game session. One word and one word only~ Eberron: Mark of Heroes."
- A player, my home group

"During the final hours of King Jarot (894 YK), Thalin, Kaius, and Wroann paced the castles with their hands in their pockets while biting their nails."
- Breland Ledger report

"I think that dragonmarked focused artifacts are very deep. I think they are deep in the way that they are very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- King Boranel ir'Wynarn, King of Breland

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in adventuring for House Joraso - but none of them serious."
- Ulara d'Jorasco, Matriarch of House Jorasco (of the Mark of Healing)

"I invented the lightning rail".
- Shirin d'Deneith, Chief Lord Commander of the Blademarks of House Deneith, of the Mark of the Sentinel

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Aerenal Bananas, 39 Coppers A Pound."
- Ad in the "Valenar Post" by Taer Valaestas Food Farm


A sign in a lower tower in Sharn in the adventure, "THE FORGOTTEN FORGE": Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either

Shirt worn by a Beholder in Droaam: "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

"It takes 42 muscles in a human face to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and say bite me in a bitchy tone!"~ elvish Baroness Elvinor Elorrenthi d'Phiarlan, House of Phiarlan, to to the elf lords of Aerenal

"Consciousness- that annoying time between naps" ~ Kalanthar psion

jh

 

[Emirikol]

"Harpy, harpy, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S HARPY CRAP!" ~ Adventurer outside of Droaam contemplating life

jh

 

[Emirikol]

Ok, there's no reason to stop:
"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle." ~ Fahvill, priest of Aureon, God of Law and Knowledge

"I'll kill you until you die!!" ~ Gwentan the Bear, Wartouched Mastershifter

"Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!" ~ Sarav the smoothe ranger to a gullible Aundair lady.

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight" ~ Daelkyr of Xoriat to an unwitting kalashtar child

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it." ~ basically all elves in every gaming world (just kidding)

" If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!"~ Tam the Rogue

"Oh, I could never do Eberron. They have so much stuff that deviates from D&D. Like those lightning rails. That just makes it too unrealistic for me. And those construct PC's! There AREN'T supposed to be constructs in D&D! And the psionics. Oh, gawd [whining now] I might have to learn something about psionics! Psionics were NEVER a part of D&D before! Booo, hoooo! how can they wreck the game with a setting that has everything from D&D and then ADD NEW STUFF?!?!?! How dare they! Wait, I don't know anything about this CLASSIC D&D setting, but I don't care and you've made me so upset I wet myself..." ~ Typical nescient clod

"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? " ~ Borf, the blind Half-Orc to a Medusa of Droaam

 

[shilsen]

I don't have any, but can I be in your game ?

Okay, here are a couple from last session, but unfortunately most aren't very Eberron-centric:

NPC cleric assassin (casting Command spell) to PC hexblade: "Urinate!" [Hexblade, after barely making his save, fires arrow at cleric, while muttering, "Urinate THIS, !"]

PC sorcerer (after beng whaled on by bad guys) - "I hide behind my weasel"

PC group, shaking at the knees as they see an approaching gnome from the Korranberg Chronicle - "Oh my gods! It's the press!" [Note: This is the same group which charges warforged mercenaries and assassins without a second thought]

PC1, reading Sharn Inquirer the next day: "Whew! We're not on the front page!" PC2 to PC1: "So what's on the first page?" PC1 shakes head and mutely displays page: "Changelings stole my baby!!!"

 

[lior_shapira]

Our party is currently in Trollenport, hot on the heels of a rogue agent (whisper of the vampire's blade). After a surreal evening of trying to get into the ambassador's ball, during which our half orc barbarian got himself wanted by the authorities, we got yelled at by guards a gazillion times, and much blood was spilled... finally I got in (I'm a nervous Kalashtar psion) with a forged invitation, our (male) shifter ranger as my "date", our wanted half orc hidden inside a huge cake and then a waltz started. So I turned to X'avier (the ranger), looked at his whiskery face and big brown eyes and said "Shall we dance?"

(http://eberron.liors.net/logs/index.php?page=Session_11)

lior

 

[Emirikol]

Nice

jh

 

[Hand of Evil]

Player (being a smartass)
"So, what happens if you pee on the lighting rail?"

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzap!

Other Player
"Saw that coming."

 

[Henry]

The Last remaining Sergeant of the Tenth Legion of Cyre is addressing the 1st level PC recruits who are the last command structure left:

Sergeant: "I need you five to command these troops. Hold this line!"
Kalashtar Cleric: "WHAT? With all due respect, why us?"
Sergeant (looking downcast): "Because you are all we have left for competent commanders."
Artificer: "God, this army sucks!"

 

[derelictjay]

After a harrowing trip chasing a falling sorcerer through the towers of Sharn, and nearly falling out of the skycoach he was riding in (with only a Reflex save to save him gifted graciously by me).

Skycoach Driver: "Fares 1 sp."
Player: "Here is a gold piece, don't say a word about this. Now point me to the ale."

Then proceeds to get his character a dwarven fighter/rogue so drunk, that the next days adventuring he sits out of.