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Message: <blockquote data-quote="D20Dazza" data-source="post: 2327956" data-attributes="member: 4260">Certainly am.(low chanting) In the bad bad lands of Talenta many years ago The halfling tribes were meeting, having a big pow-wow (chanting) (low voice): We've got a lot of trouble, Chief, on account of your son Mac! (midrange voice): My boy Mac, what's wrong with him? (high-pitched voice, young prince): My boomerang won't come back! (low voices): Your boomerang won't come back (prince): My boomerang won't come back My boomerang won't come back I've waved the thing all over the place Practiced till I was black in the face I'm a big disgrace t' the halfling race My boomerang won't back I can ride a fastieth (yeah yeah) Make fastieth stew (yea yeah) But I'm a big disgrace t' the halfling race My boomerang won't back They banished him from the tribes' lair & sent him on his way He had a hapless boomerang, so here he could not stay (shrieks of animals) (prince): This is nice, isn't it? Getting banished at my time in life. What a way to spend an evening. Sittin' on a rock.For 3 long months he sat there, or maybe it was 4 Then an old old man in a fastieth skin came a-knockin' at his door (old man): I'm the local with doctor, son. They call me Joe Joseph Black. Now tell me, what's your trouble, boy? (prince): My boomerang won't come back! (old man): Your boomerang won't come back (prince): My boomerang won't come back My boomerang won't come back I've waved the thing all over the place Practiced till I was black in the face I'm a big disgrace t' the halfling race My boomerang won't back (old man): Don't worry, boy, I know the trick & to you I'm gonna show it If you want your boomerang to come back, well, first you've got to throw it! (prince): Oh yes, never thought of that. Daddy will be pleased. Must have a go... (old man): Excuse me. Now then, slowly back...& throw! (sound of boomerang flying) (old man): Oh my God! Avit the flying doctah! He-he-he-he! (prince): Can you do first aid? (old man): Don't talk to me about first aid boy; you owe me 14 chickens for teaching you to throw the boomerang; first things first. (prince): Yes, I know that, but I mean, I think, on this occasion, you know ...& fade</blockquote>

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