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Message: <blockquote data-quote="I'm A Banana" data-source="post: 735364" data-attributes="member: 2067">Elves spend too much of their days smoking mind-altering drugs and looking in the mirror and thinking of creative insults to disseminate to others to make an active study of classes.Humans are more focused.Dwarves spend too much of their days trying to figure out their gender, hitting metal with other metal, and generally being cranky to each other.For the elves, a decent cold can kill them (or at least reduce them to whiny bastards for a week). For dwarves, they don't even much like their own kind, so they don't work well together (since after all, cousin Bifur did have that weird run-in with the halfling gent and those critters aren't totally on the up-and-up, eh what?).</blockquote>