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<blockquote data-quote="dwayne" data-source="post: 6175705" data-attributes="member: 25437">The king of the&nbsp; Elves Ves To most they just call him the King Of Elf Ves. He ruled for a long while and had very loyal subjects but alas all things come to an end and he died. He was found with jelly stuff pastries he loved so much and a fried banana sandwich in his hand. His armor they say is caused due to he died wearing it, it took 10 very strong elves to move him and the grave had to be widened due to his tremendous bulk.Description: White Bell Bottomed Leather suit with a v-neck And sequin studded, A high collar, the cape is optional.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Stats for the armor +10 Leather armor, -10 to hide, +10 to to all elves and any one of the opposite gender, Also you gain all of the abilities of a 5th level bard as far pertaining to influencing people of creatures (no legend lore). drawback you have a vast hunger and must eat 6 times a day, you gain 5 lbs a day until you reach 5x your base weight, while wearing the suit this does not affect movement or anyone abilities. once you reach max weight you die of a massive coronary no save. also while wearing the suit you must all way say these phrases when at all possible &quot;Thank you, thank you very much&quot; &quot;Elf Ves has left the building&quot; &quot;Hail to the King Baby&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot; That's alright, baby. Uhh Huhh!! &gt;Lip curl&lt;&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="dwayne, post: 6175705, member: 25437"] The king of the Elves Ves To most they just call him the King Of Elf Ves. He ruled for a long while and had very loyal subjects but alas all things come to an end and he died. He was found with jelly stuff pastries he loved so much and a fried banana sandwich in his hand. His armor they say is caused due to he died wearing it, it took 10 very strong elves to move him and the grave had to be widened due to his tremendous bulk. Description: White Bell Bottomed Leather suit with a v-neck And sequin studded, A high collar, the cape is optional. Stats for the armor +10 Leather armor, -10 to hide, +10 to to all elves and any one of the opposite gender, Also you gain all of the abilities of a 5th level bard as far pertaining to influencing people of creatures (no legend lore). drawback you have a vast hunger and must eat 6 times a day, you gain 5 lbs a day until you reach 5x your base weight, while wearing the suit this does not affect movement or anyone abilities. once you reach max weight you die of a massive coronary no save. also while wearing the suit you must all way say these phrases when at all possible "Thank you, thank you very much" "Elf Ves has left the building" "Hail to the King Baby" " That's alright, baby. Uhh Huhh!! >Lip curl<" [/QUOTE]

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