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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2330657" data-attributes="member: 16989">Ok.Tip.If you load up on Advil, don't forget about it &amp; take some sleep aid medication before you go to bed.Otherwise you might have thoughts like this before you go to bed:1. If you cast Regeneration on a Eunuch Warlock; does he lose all his class abilities?&nbsp; &quot;He casts WHAT?&nbsp; I get a Will save right?&nbsp; I don't want my **** back!!!!&quot;2. Step-by step guidelines to create your own half-dragons.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Step 1.&nbsp; Castrate yourself.&nbsp; (Your DM may institute a Heal check; on a 1 you screw up &amp; Bobbitize yourself).&nbsp; &nbsp; Step 2.&nbsp; Find an Illithid who can do those cool Illithid Grafts thingies, and who takes Adventurer's Express.&nbsp; &nbsp; Step 3.&nbsp; Paint yourself the desired color of half-dragons you wish to create.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Step 4.&nbsp; Treat the Illithid to lunch. (Be sure to order Take-Out).&nbsp; &nbsp; Step 5.&nbsp; Lure a young adult dragon of the color you wish to make your half-dragons to you.&nbsp; (Spam Telepathic Sendings about Mail-Order Princesses usually do the trick).&nbsp;&nbsp; Step 6.&nbsp; Take the Dragon &amp; the Illithid Line Dancing.&nbsp; Get the Dragon really wasted.&nbsp; (I recommend Everclear mixed with turpentine).&nbsp; &nbsp; Step 7.&nbsp; Once the dragon passes out, have the Illithid harvest the 'required organs'&nbsp; (Don't worry, the Illithid will know what I'm talking about, I've already spoken to him via Astral Projection.&nbsp; His name is Willie &amp; he thinks Shania Twain is still hot).&nbsp;&nbsp; Step 8.&nbsp; Drop your pants (or open your robe, flip the kilt, whatever) &amp; let the Illithid get to work.&nbsp; (Note: your previous garments may no longer fit correctly, and you will have to custom craft all metal armors, as 'normal' armors do not have sufficient room in the crotch for your newly-grafted 'upgrades'.&nbsp; Also beware Halfling monks fond of called shots.&nbsp; Step 9.&nbsp; Allow 3-4 months for complete healing.&nbsp; Be sure to go to your follow up appointments with Willie to make sure your body doesn't reject the new graft.&nbsp; Step 10.&nbsp; Stock up on Barry White CD's, Wands of Viagra, &amp; start making them half-dragons.Maybe I should read the labels of over the counter medications more carefully from now on.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2330657, member: 16989"] Ok. Tip. If you load up on Advil, don't forget about it & take some sleep aid medication before you go to bed. Otherwise you might have thoughts like this before you go to bed: 1. If you cast Regeneration on a Eunuch Warlock; does he lose all his class abilities? "He casts WHAT? I get a Will save right? I don't want my **** back!!!!" 2. Step-by step guidelines to create your own half-dragons. Step 1. Castrate yourself. (Your DM may institute a Heal check; on a 1 you screw up & Bobbitize yourself). Step 2. Find an Illithid who can do those cool Illithid Grafts thingies, and who takes Adventurer's Express. Step 3. Paint yourself the desired color of half-dragons you wish to create. Step 4. Treat the Illithid to lunch. (Be sure to order Take-Out). Step 5. Lure a young adult dragon of the color you wish to make your half-dragons to you. (Spam Telepathic Sendings about Mail-Order Princesses usually do the trick). Step 6. Take the Dragon & the Illithid Line Dancing. Get the Dragon really wasted. (I recommend Everclear mixed with turpentine). Step 7. Once the dragon passes out, have the Illithid harvest the 'required organs' (Don't worry, the Illithid will know what I'm talking about, I've already spoken to him via Astral Projection. His name is Willie & he thinks Shania Twain is still hot). Step 8. Drop your pants (or open your robe, flip the kilt, whatever) & let the Illithid get to work. (Note: your previous garments may no longer fit correctly, and you will have to custom craft all metal armors, as 'normal' armors do not have sufficient room in the crotch for your newly-grafted 'upgrades'. Also beware Halfling monks fond of called shots. Step 9. Allow 3-4 months for complete healing. Be sure to go to your follow up appointments with Willie to make sure your body doesn't reject the new graft. Step 10. Stock up on Barry White CD's, Wands of Viagra, & start making them half-dragons. Maybe I should read the labels of over the counter medications more carefully from now on. [/QUOTE]

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