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Message: <blockquote data-quote="emergent" data-source="post: 600832" data-attributes="member: 8929">emergent (talking on cell phone while in line for snacks at theatre):"Yes, honey. . . yes, I am at the theatre.  I told you about it. . . "Six in the Chamber II". . . I saw the first one on DVD. . .yeah, the kung fu one. . .yeah, the one with the shark, and the flying boats, and the guy in the godzilla suit. . .Uh-huh"15 year old pimply faced boy behind counter with a bored look  on his face:"Would you like to try our SUPER MEGA GIGANTIC Combo?  8.5 pounds of popcorn and a gallon of soda for only $23.00?"emergent (into cell phone):"Okay, baby, I gotta go.  Yeah, I love you, too"(to concession guy):"I just need a medium coke and a small popcorn."Concession guy:"But for only fifty cents more you can get three times as much soda."emergent:"No, just a medium soda.  Hey, were those gunshots?"Concession guy:"I didn't hear anything.  For another quarter you can get a large popcorn."emergent:"I could have sworn I heard a Pee-Wee Herman laugh, then gunshots.  Anyway, just a small popcorn."Concession guy:"Would you like some chocolate covered gummy sour malted peanut butter cups?"emergent (loosing patience):"NO!  Just a medium coke and a large popcorn."Concession guy:"Okay.  Let me get it."emergent taps foot, looks at his watch:"OH crap!  The movie started!!  Can you hurry up?"Concession guy:"Would you like some butter. . ."emergent:"NO!  Just gimme the food.  I am missing the movie!!"Concession guy:"That'll be eight dollars."emergent pays the conession guy, then runs into the theatre.  He curses to himself that he has missed the first scene already. He quietly asks Eridanis for help in finding a seat.</blockquote>

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