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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dr Midnight" data-source="post: 643043" data-attributes="member: 69">Wow, a lot to get to here... that'll teach me to go and play D&D all day.Sven reaches down to once again grab a seat, but, in his ire, musjudges what he's aiming at and grips a poor nameless lurker and heaves the tumbling mass of limbs across the theater...(rolls 16)The poor lurker crashes into the movie screen as the usher leaps up into the air, tucking into a rolling somersault dodge. He lands in the deadly Iron Shaolin position. Conaill attacks with his telescope...(rolls 18) SMACK! The telescope extends into "Gigi's" face. Blood and a cracked lens fly. Horacio makes ridiculous-yet-inspired melted cheese attack(rolls 13)Again, the usher backflips out of the way. Tsunami tackles Lela(rolls 13)Lela is far too clever and Buffy-like for such an attack, and she spins, deflecting his arms as they grab for her. Sniktch pours his beer down on the usher. The negative impact of this action ON the usher is as yet unclear, but he's using an action die, so what the hell....(rolls 13... tsk... a lotta 13s going on)The beer flies down in a glittering amber spray. NOOOOOOO! Some of it soaks the usher, who's far too busy to worry about airborne beerdrops. Conaill does something incredibly cool.(rolls 27... yes, 27)He spins counter clockwise, kicking a stale, nasty drink out of its cupholder and grabbing a bucket o' popcorn from SmashMothra87243's sweaty hands. The mostly-evaporated, syrupy goo coats the usher in a fine sheen of once-carbonated adhesive. The popcorn then showers him, covering him, eventually making him look like one of those crazy bee-beard guys... with popcorn in place of bees, and the bees all over. Tallarn...(rolls 24)has deflected several pieces of popcorn with a sprawling jump... protecting the usher's enraged face, which remains uncovered by concession products. The usher furiously wipes away some of the popcorn... but he's still quite a mess. His face burns dark red. He glares at Conaill. "Welcome to the dark side, Tallarn. You'll do well." He slaps a little name tag on: TALLARN, TRAINEE"Let's do this, Conaill. Let's do this right."His foot flashes upwards. (spends action die, rolls 20)He manages to just miss Conaill's face... but hits his target: the brooch. The golden clasp flies upward, taking the turban wrap with it. It heads to the rafters. The usher uses the momentum to do a forward backside flip, catching Conaill in the chin with his other toe. The golden clasp begins to wind around the ceiling fan, sixty feet above, pulling the wrapping up with it.</blockquote>

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