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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dr Midnight" data-source="post: 644058" data-attributes="member: 69">Horacio attempts to throw the usher 60 feet into the air. (rolls 18) The usher flies damn high up and almost hits the fan. He turns, though, and kicks off of the fan's uncoated blades like an olympic swimmer reaching one end of the pool, rocketing down towards Horacio...Lela, being really cool already for looking like Buffy, makes a reference to Ken from Street Fighter and just becomes so awesome that she's totally, like, wicked awesome. (rolls 15) She rolls crappily though, getting 1 on both her positive dice. She manages to do the cool Ken move, but Tsunami flips to the aisle, not all THAT hurt... his soft parts are somewhat more rigid than one might guess. We are talking about his abs, right? Well, he works out. Otherwise, use your imagination.Conaill does something ELSE really cool(rolls 17)and the fan is ready to hit puree. Tsunami pulls a NICE MOVE. (rolls 16 with boxcars...)He backflips off the theater's carpeted wall, vaults off of a seat, and grabs the turban, swinging with both feet into Lela ('s soft parts?). She grunts and flies backward from the force. Tsunami didn't really know, though, that the ceiling fan's moorings were so shoddy, and it comes free from the ceiling, letting Tsunami fall fully horizontal to the ground, Jackie Chan-style. Sniktch hurls his disc of spinning metal.(rolls 17)and severs a sandbag's rope. It plummets downward and strikes a floorboard, smacking the delicates with a squishy *SCHPLOCK!!!* noise. Tallarn shoots ten feet up into the air, not quite believing the pain a well-placed floorboard can cause. The usher. He looks side-flips out of the way of the plummeting ceiling fan, which is still attached to its wires (Conail... cough cough). It stops its fall five feet from the ground and hangs there. "I think I've found a way up, sweetie! Are you ready?"He runs to the wall and quickly jumps up and off of the large cut-out images of movie characters like Wong Fei Hung and Jack Burton, then the letters of the huge "Welcome to the HK Action Theater! Please do not fight during movie."(rolls 22) If Tsunami reminded you of goofy falling Chan, the usher reminds you of Chan climbing something quickly... finding the exact right combinations of handholds to make it up. He jumps off onto the iron catwalk over the theater, facing off with Conaill. "Where were we?" he smiles.</blockquote>

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