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<blockquote data-quote="Rystil Arden" data-source="post: 2195081" data-attributes="member: 29014"><p><strong>The Swashbuckler</strong></p><p></p><p><em>"Why do these kinds of things always happen to me?" Araneau asked wryly, parrying a spear-thrust with his right rapier as he pivoted in place and struck aside a flying javelin with his right elbow, turning back to face his assailant.</em></p><p> <em></em></p><p><em>"I don't know," Valjak replied, lamenting the fact that after the last combat, he could no longer call upon the power of his Serpent Totem Guardian today as he bashed aside the amazon's large axe with his maul, "Perhaps its your charming way with the ladies."</em></p><p> <em></em></p><p><em>"Hey, you know, I resent that Val! I'm a perfect gentleman. How was I supposed to know tha these ladies didn't want me to come pet them and make them feel better?" Araneau ducked a twirling blade and came in low with the side of his own sword, knocking his opponent unconscious with a well-placed blow to the temple.</em></p><p> <em></em></p><p><em>"Let me think...'Oh, I wouldn't go into the Conacian Jungle, travellers, the Amazons there are big meanies and they hate men.' 'That sounds like good advice to me, what do you think Araneau?' 'Amazons? Woaaaaah, sweet, do they fight topless?' 'Well, sometimes yes, but you still...' 'Say no more, fair nymph, I'm sure they only need to experience some patented Rowaini-brand loving before they decide to reevaluate their opinion. We must head to the Conacian Jungle.' Does that about cover it?"</em></p><p> <em></em></p><p><em>"Hey, you forgot the best part! I didn't say 'We must head to the Conacian Jungle.' I said 'OK team, its the Conacian Jungle or bust!' remember?" Araneau replied, knocking out another Amazon and leaving only a single warrior standing, clearly the most beautiful of all the Amazons. </em></p><p> <em></em></p><p><em>Unwilling to surrender, she charged at him with her spear, but he sidestepped and turned sideways, catching her by the arm and using his grip to twirl her into his arms while he knocked the spear from hers with his off-handed blade. "So, Antiope was it? You know I've always liked dangerous girls, and of all the Amazons here, you are certainly the br...uh...best!"</em></p><p> <em></em></p><p><em>The Amazon laughed in his face as she shifted slightly in his embrace and made a quick motion, snapping the much larger man over her shoulder and onto the ground, his face splattering in the mud. </em></p><p> <em></em></p><p><em>Araneau grinned as he shrugged and admitted, "I probably deserved that."</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rystil Arden, post: 2195081, member: 29014"] [b]The Swashbuckler[/b] [I]"Why do these kinds of things always happen to me?" Araneau asked wryly, parrying a spear-thrust with his right rapier as he pivoted in place and struck aside a flying javelin with his right elbow, turning back to face his assailant. "I don't know," Valjak replied, lamenting the fact that after the last combat, he could no longer call upon the power of his Serpent Totem Guardian today as he bashed aside the amazon's large axe with his maul, "Perhaps its your charming way with the ladies." "Hey, you know, I resent that Val! I'm a perfect gentleman. How was I supposed to know tha these ladies didn't want me to come pet them and make them feel better?" Araneau ducked a twirling blade and came in low with the side of his own sword, knocking his opponent unconscious with a well-placed blow to the temple. "Let me think...'Oh, I wouldn't go into the Conacian Jungle, travellers, the Amazons there are big meanies and they hate men.' 'That sounds like good advice to me, what do you think Araneau?' 'Amazons? Woaaaaah, sweet, do they fight topless?' 'Well, sometimes yes, but you still...' 'Say no more, fair nymph, I'm sure they only need to experience some patented Rowaini-brand loving before they decide to reevaluate their opinion. We must head to the Conacian Jungle.' Does that about cover it?" "Hey, you forgot the best part! I didn't say 'We must head to the Conacian Jungle.' I said 'OK team, its the Conacian Jungle or bust!' remember?" Araneau replied, knocking out another Amazon and leaving only a single warrior standing, clearly the most beautiful of all the Amazons. Unwilling to surrender, she charged at him with her spear, but he sidestepped and turned sideways, catching her by the arm and using his grip to twirl her into his arms while he knocked the spear from hers with his off-handed blade. "So, Antiope was it? You know I've always liked dangerous girls, and of all the Amazons here, you are certainly the br...uh...best!" The Amazon laughed in his face as she shifted slightly in his embrace and made a quick motion, snapping the much larger man over her shoulder and onto the ground, his face splattering in the mud. Araneau grinned as he shrugged and admitted, "I probably deserved that."[/I] [/QUOTE]
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