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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Trainz" data-source="post: 1505440" data-attributes="member: 2122">I wouldn't be surprised if Archer is the reason with the soon-to-be Federation implanted directives: 1: Do not interact with pre-warp civilisations (Look But Don't Touch)2: Do not attack neutral ships with the intent to steal vital pieces of equipment.3: Do not assist non-federation third parties in fighting vulcans: They Are Our Allies.4: The captain will NOT go on solo suicidal missions, that role will be filled by ensigns wearing red shirts.5: Do not leave it to a strange alien robotic station to repair the ship: things will go bad.6: Klingons are a highly irritable and powerful species: the captain shall not taunt them out of spite.7: If the token vulcan science officer throws emotional fits bigger than a six year old's tantraums, security personel will inspect said officer's belongings for illegal substances.8: Weapon's station will not be manned by officers with weird UK accents: those will be transfered to engineering.9: Communications on the previous ENTERPRISE ship was manned by a non-caucasian female who excelled beyond the call of duty: future Federation communication officers will therefore also be non-caucasian females.10: Crewmen have been complaining about dog hair in their food: therefore, no captain or ranking officer will be permitted to bring animal companions aboard.</blockquote>