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<blockquote data-quote="BrooklynKnight" data-source="post: 1207333" data-attributes="member: 4490"><p>Here are some more gems from me.</p><p> </p><p>My first 2e Game. My first EVER Game, I was fresh, I was green, dammit i might as well have been SALAD!</p><p>I was playing a human fighter and i think we were about 6th level. We're crossing a lake and get attacked by Koa-Toa. We manage to come to some stand still or something and negotiate passage. So my pc leans over and asks a Kot-Toa as a scale as a parting souvinier. Hey i thought i could sell it or something. Everyone gives me this look look of horror and then the insulted Koa-Toa pulls me off the boat. I roll my saves or what not, and fail of course.</p><p> </p><p>I wake up, washed on a beach, days later, missing my right arm! Good thing i had Ambi dex.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Vampire the Masqurade. My first game. Now THIS Is recent. I'm playing a Tremere who happened to like Lure of Flame. I took enough points to be able to use a fireball attack (mini fireballs, hits one person) with glee. Welp, I fumble one to many times when fighting some Le sombra in an underground lair and I end up botching it. I screw up my dodge. BOOF, I've set my self on fire and blown my right arm off. Oy.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BrooklynKnight, post: 1207333, member: 4490"] Here are some more gems from me. My first 2e Game. My first EVER Game, I was fresh, I was green, dammit i might as well have been SALAD! I was playing a human fighter and i think we were about 6th level. We're crossing a lake and get attacked by Koa-Toa. We manage to come to some stand still or something and negotiate passage. So my pc leans over and asks a Kot-Toa as a scale as a parting souvinier. Hey i thought i could sell it or something. Everyone gives me this look look of horror and then the insulted Koa-Toa pulls me off the boat. I roll my saves or what not, and fail of course. I wake up, washed on a beach, days later, missing my right arm! Good thing i had Ambi dex. Vampire the Masqurade. My first game. Now THIS Is recent. I'm playing a Tremere who happened to like Lure of Flame. I took enough points to be able to use a fireball attack (mini fireballs, hits one person) with glee. Welp, I fumble one to many times when fighting some Le sombra in an underground lair and I end up botching it. I screw up my dodge. BOOF, I've set my self on fire and blown my right arm off. Oy. [/QUOTE]
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