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<blockquote data-quote="Joshua Randall" data-source="post: 1237837" data-attributes="member: 7737">More Spam! My favorites are in bold.&nbsp;Shed Fat - an Oriental crime boss, he's desperately trying to lose weight&nbsp;Bowers Deiwick - a wealthy halfling merchant who deals in medicinal supplements&nbsp;Jerahian - a cleric or paladin who meets the party on the street and says, &quot;Hey buddy, look at this!&quot;&nbsp;Pierre Lott - a brilliant safecracker who hides a dark secret involving his inability to satisfy women&nbsp;Allen C. Hagan - well dressed but mortally wounded, he crawls up to the party and manages to croak out, &quot;The time has arrived!&quot; before expiring&nbsp;Angelique Silva - an heiress, she tries to interest the PCs in the &quot;thousands&quot; who are earning &quot;huge incomes&quot; in the far-off Bay of E____.&nbsp;Alton Jorgensen - uh oh. your payment is past due. this guy comes to collect.&nbsp;Jackson N. Godfrey - a surgeon, he offers to make a male PC's, umm, [censored] bigger&nbsp;Elise Herndon - a religious fanatic, she intends to &quot;kill all junk!&quot;; however, her proselytizing is just as annoying&nbsp;Sherry Groves - this nondescript woman sidles up the party and invites them to an &quot;important reunion&quot;... but with whom and for what purpose?&nbsp;Brain Shepard - watch out! This merchant boasting of the &quot;lowest prices anywhere&quot; is really a mind-flayer in disguise.&nbsp;Rolland Saenz - as soon as the PCs check into a hotel, this shady South American fellow arrives at their door to deliver pharmaceuticals that they didn't order. Who did?&nbsp;Vance Nickerson - he wears dark clothes and keeps his hood pulled down over his head. Claims to be able to procure obscene images of somone called Paris Hilton (whose name is obviously fake).&nbsp;June Rosario - she's sure that she saw the PCs somewhere before, but can't remember. Amnesia, or sinister plot?&nbsp;Landon Correa - a Star Wars d20 name if there ever was one. He's searching for the best Christmas toy for his terminally ill son, and willing to use lethal force to get it.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Joshua Randall, post: 1237837, member: 7737"] More Spam! My favorites are in bold. [b]Shed Fat[/b] - an Oriental crime boss, he's desperately trying to lose weight Bowers Deiwick - a wealthy halfling merchant who deals in medicinal supplements Jerahian - a cleric or paladin who meets the party on the street and says, "Hey buddy, look at this!" Pierre Lott - a brilliant safecracker who hides a dark secret involving his inability to satisfy women Allen C. Hagan - well dressed but mortally wounded, he crawls up to the party and manages to croak out, "The time has arrived!" before expiring Angelique Silva - an heiress, she tries to interest the PCs in the "thousands" who are earning "huge incomes" in the far-off Bay of E____. [b]Alton Jorgensen[/b] - uh oh. your payment is past due. this guy comes to collect. Jackson N. Godfrey - a surgeon, he offers to make a male PC's, umm, [censored] bigger Elise Herndon - a religious fanatic, she intends to "kill all junk!"; however, her proselytizing is just as annoying Sherry Groves - this nondescript woman sidles up the party and invites them to an "important reunion"... but with whom and for what purpose? [b]Brain Shepard[/b] - watch out! This merchant boasting of the "lowest prices anywhere" is really a mind-flayer in disguise. Rolland Saenz - as soon as the PCs check into a hotel, this shady South American fellow arrives at their door to deliver pharmaceuticals that they didn't order. Who did? Vance Nickerson - he wears dark clothes and keeps his hood pulled down over his head. Claims to be able to procure obscene images of somone called Paris Hilton (whose name is obviously fake). June Rosario - she's sure that she saw the PCs somewhere before, but can't remember. Amnesia, or sinister plot? [b]Landon Correa[/b] - a Star Wars d20 name if there ever was one. He's searching for the best Christmas toy for his terminally ill son, and willing to use lethal force to get it. [/QUOTE]

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