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<blockquote data-quote="Joshua Randall" data-source="post: 1305722" data-attributes="member: 7737">The hits just keep on comin'. These are good ones not so much for the names themselves, but for the associated phrases.&nbsp;Jillian Huff - a chemist, she says, &quot;You will add inches with this amazing pill.&quot; Add inches to what? And for how long?&nbsp;Elizabeth McRae - &quot;No growth then money back,&quot; promises this confident woman. Apparently her potions of enlarge person don't work reliably.&nbsp;Robert Allen - &quot;Don't push this magic button!&quot; this d20 Cthulhu NPC screams in alarm. Although for most PCs the warning will be an irrestable incentive to do so.&nbsp;Trey Little - halfling barbarian. Very sensitive about his size.&nbsp;Bee-Alive-NowTech - &quot;Can you beat the clock?&quot; If you pay this group of necromancers enough, they promise you'll live forever... as a lich! Alternatively, in d20 Modern this could be a group of unscrupulous cryogenitians.&nbsp;A Secret Friend - wants to know if you &quot;Need extra self assurance?&quot; Claims to be able to grant you an inherent bonus to your Charisma. May or may be telling the truth.&nbsp;Earnest Christensen - this crusading paladin has a name &quot;to [sic] good to pass up.&quot; But please don't call him Ernie. He hates that.&nbsp;Louella Bartley - you may have heard of her cousin, 'Black' Bartley; they're both selling &quot;INSIDER SECRETS&quot; to the highest bidder. Can the PCs afford to lose?&nbsp;Kailin - finally, just a good, solid D&amp;D name.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Joshua Randall, post: 1305722, member: 7737"] The hits just keep on comin'. These are good ones not so much for the names themselves, but for the associated phrases. Jillian Huff - a chemist, she says, "You will add inches with this amazing pill." Add inches to what? And for how long? Elizabeth McRae - "No growth then money back," promises this confident woman. Apparently her [i]potions of enlarge person[/i] don't work reliably. Robert Allen - "Don't push this magic button!" this d20 Cthulhu NPC screams in alarm. Although for most PCs the warning will be an irrestable incentive to do so. Trey Little - halfling barbarian. Very sensitive about his size. Bee-Alive-NowTech - "Can you beat the clock?" If you pay this group of necromancers enough, they promise you'll live forever... as a lich! Alternatively, in d20 Modern this could be a group of unscrupulous cryogenitians. A Secret Friend - wants to know if you "Need extra self assurance?" Claims to be able to grant you an inherent bonus to your Charisma. May or may be telling the truth. Earnest Christensen - this crusading paladin has a name "to [sic] good to pass up." But please don't call him Ernie. He hates that. Louella Bartley - you may have heard of her cousin, 'Black' Bartley; they're both selling "INSIDER SECRETS" to the highest bidder. Can the PCs afford to lose? Kailin - finally, just a good, solid D&D name. [/QUOTE]

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