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<blockquote data-quote="KenHood" data-source="post: 5116134" data-attributes="member: 4413"><p>And Tonk sings the version of the song that he knows...</p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">Raargh! Rah! Rooooo-aaarr! Ragh! Ragh! Ragh!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">Graaaaaaaaaaa-errrrraaaaargh!</span></span></span> *snort* <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">Raaaaaaaaaaaaar!</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk's brow furrows. He holds the pig's skull in front of Meepo and points. <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"No, no. Is BRAIN, but you can have some if want."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: red">"You know,"</span></span> Tonk says in an aside to Dextyr, <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: red">"I not usually one who speak good around here..."</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red">"Sure!"</span></span></span> shouts Tonk eagerly, <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"Punch Brother is for WHOLE WORLD. If whole world become Punch Brother (and Sister) then no more hate, no more anger, no more evil. It be paradise of happy people who hit each other."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk licks his fingers clean and rises to his feet. <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"It simple! But it also super awesome deep truth, like enlighten, no need always for to hit head on rock, just on face of soon-to-be friend! See? Okay. Here how work: I stand still, and you hit I as hard as you is. Then, you stand still, and I hit you as hard as I is. Then, if both still no knock out, then the hug! If is knock out, then wait 'til wake up, and then the hug! After hug, we is Punch Brother, and world is more happy place! Is like make paradise one knuckle at time! Is awesome! Is beauty! Is... Oh, sorry."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>In his exuberance, Tonk has placed his hands on either side of Meepo's head and is holding the kobold off the ground. He catches himself and gently sets the kobold back on the floor and dusts Meepo off. <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"I get little carry away, yes? But is okay! Soon, we Punch Brother!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Tonk leans forward, offering his jaw as a target. <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red">"Okay! You is first! Hit as hard as can!"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KenHood, post: 5116134, member: 4413"] And Tonk sings the version of the song that he knows... [CENTER][FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]Raargh! Rah! Rooooo-aaarr! Ragh! Ragh! Ragh! Graaaaaaaaaaa-errrrraaaaargh![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] *snort* [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]Raaaaaaaaaaaaar![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] Tonk's brow furrows. He holds the pig's skull in front of Meepo and points. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]"No, no. Is BRAIN, but you can have some if want."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="red"]"You know,"[/COLOR][/FONT] Tonk says in an aside to Dextyr, [FONT="Arial Black"][COLOR="red"]"I not usually one who speak good around here..."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"]"Sure!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] shouts Tonk eagerly, [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"Punch Brother is for WHOLE WORLD. If whole world become Punch Brother (and Sister) then no more hate, no more anger, no more evil. It be paradise of happy people who hit each other."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Tonk licks his fingers clean and rises to his feet. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"It simple! But it also super awesome deep truth, like enlighten, no need always for to hit head on rock, just on face of soon-to-be friend! See? Okay. Here how work: I stand still, and you hit I as hard as you is. Then, you stand still, and I hit you as hard as I is. Then, if both still no knock out, then the hug! If is knock out, then wait 'til wake up, and then the hug! After hug, we is Punch Brother, and world is more happy place! Is like make paradise one knuckle at time! Is awesome! Is beauty! Is... Oh, sorry."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] In his exuberance, Tonk has placed his hands on either side of Meepo's head and is holding the kobold off the ground. He catches himself and gently sets the kobold back on the floor and dusts Meepo off. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"I get little carry away, yes? But is okay! Soon, we Punch Brother!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Tonk leans forward, offering his jaw as a target. [FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="red"]"Okay! You is first! Hit as hard as can!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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