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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Weiley31" data-source="post: 8148494" data-attributes="member: 7017196">Elf: Dad, I'm an elf right?Elf Dad: Well yes son, you were born and raised by elven parents and in an elven community.Elf: So If I'm an elf, why does the Sleep spell put me to sleep and I'm easily charmed?Elf Dad: Uh...well ya see son motioning to the mom to quickly bail him out of this and hide the Tolkien poster in the back that is an excellent question. Ya see, when you gracefully mov-Elf: I'm a klutz dad. Also my ears aren't pointy. And I wasn't adopted. And no magic was involved for Polymorphing/Shapechanging.Elf Dad panicking: I....well....ya see son.Elf: Also, you do realize I'm a girl right?.Elf Dad: It was a wizard. A wizard did it.Elf Daughter: What kind of stupid donkey logic is that?Somewhere else.WoTC: I feel like somebody is talking bout me.Dragonborn that has no scales and is a Gnome but is actually a Burrito and not a Halfling: Naaaa it's just you bro.</blockquote>