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[QUOTE="Moe Ronalds, post: 508865, member: 2083"] Mountain Dew+Chips+Salsa+Pizza (in whatever form)= Balanced Diet DON'T HOG THE COOKIES DANGIT!!!!! The Ritualistic Munchie Run is the best part of every session. Never insult your worst enemy or vice principal unless you're sure that their Cousin or Son is NOT in your group. :o Girls have cooties When bored, always rely on the host's high speed internet and kick-butt computer games If you're feeling ill, you shouldn't have eaten that hamburger If a player is troublesome, duct tape is your friend If you feel that someone in the group is doing too much, let them open the door anyway. If it can talk and it isn't bigger than you, it can be dealt with diplomatically. Alchemist's fire aint all it's cracked up to be. Never forget about your animal companion Your players probably aren't mature enough to handle the sight of cleavage in a gaming book. If it's a general store, and the storekeep says he doesn't sell any weapons, that still doesn't give you reason to kill him. Hide your familiar for cripes sake! [/QUOTE]
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