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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Saracenus" data-source="post: 5340388" data-attributes="member: 47839"> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Friends don't let friends use wands/rods of wonder.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Its pronounced koo-day-grah, not coup-da-grace.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Fireballs might be sexy, but a shaped gliterdust will make your DM cry.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Killing a Kender (as a singleton, in small numbers, or even as a race) is not a crime. If the Kender in question is a PC, it is a mercy to the rest of the party.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Never, ever, ever draw 1 to 4 cards from a Deck of Many Things, ever!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Someone has to pay the stupid tax. If you help someone avoid paying it for their own actions it generally will be transferred to you instead.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A goblin vampire is a great foil/villain for a DM to use against the party. On the other hand, if you are the on the player side of this, it sucks.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Never let the drunk dwarven [insert class here] with CHA as a dump stat be the party face. Otherwise make sure your PC has soap-on-a-rope for the inevitable trip to the King/Prince/Duke/Baron's prison.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Wishes are for suckers.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Intelligent magic items sound like a great idea until you get one, then you will suddenly want to book passage on a ship so you can dump it overboard in the deepest ocean.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">There is a reason that most spells that allow you to travel to other planes are high level. If you DM lets you get there before you can cast one of these, its a trap.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Why do you need a rogue to disarm traps if you have a Barbarian?</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When a "friend" of the DM shows up to play in one session of your ongoing campaign you will be betrayed.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Paladins are a pain but you can mitigate that by getting them to violate their paladin code and then they are just annoying fighters.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Remember to shake the halfling thief upside down when leaving the dungeon. Stuff seems to just fall into the most unlikely places on their person on "accident."</li> </ul>EDIT: Forgot to add...<ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If the party wizard has to allow himself to be swallowed by the Advanced  Fiendish T-Rex of Legend to save your PC by teleporting your  stomach-acid melted body to safety while the rest of the party runs for  their collective lives, yes you did something stupid and wrong... stop  making excuses.</li> </ul>Just a few off the top of my head...</blockquote>

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