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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Joshua Randall" data-source="post: 9565267" data-attributes="member: 7737">Dear Real Human Person,I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to formally award you the immediate certificate of Armchair Law based on the posts that have been published on [WEBSITE_NAME].As you may be aware, Armchair Law refers to the act of making uneducated statements about matters of law which one does not understand but nevertheless argues about on the Internet. It is my duty to inform you that the Armchair Law you have practiced for the past [NUMBER_OF_YEARS] years makes you well qualified for this Certificate.We kindly request that you provide us with your Bitcoin wallet address, mother's maiden name, entire Social Security Number / Taxpayer ID number, favorite pet growing up, cell phone number and IMEI, and shoe size. We will be in touch with the invoice to collect a fee of $[PAYMENT_AMOUNT_TIMES_1000].00 in BTC.We appreciate your prompt attention to this matter and request confirmation that you have provided all required information within reasonable time frame from the receipt of this letter. Should you have any questions or require additional information, please do not hesitate to contact me directly.Thank you for your cooperation.We hope to award you Armchair Law Certificate most urgently!Yours sincerely,Roshua Jandall, Esq.</blockquote>