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<blockquote data-quote="Gardens &amp; Goblins" data-source="post: 6978552" data-attributes="member: 6846794"><p><em></em></p><p><em>''Now, mortal, this is the story all about how</em></p><p><em>My life got flipped, turned upside down</em></p><p><em>And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there</em></p><p><em>I'll tell you how I became the DARK LORD OF ALL EVIL of the REALM OF DYING DREAMS </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>In ETERNAL DARKNESS born and raised</em></p><p><em>On the FIELDS OF STRIFE where I spent most of my days</em></p><p><em>Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool</em></p><p><em>And all SACRIFICING INNOCENTS outside of the DARK CITADEL</em></p><p><em>When a couple of ADVENTURES who were up to no good</em></p><p><em>Started making trouble in my CHAMBER OF SILENCE</em></p><p><em>I got in one little fight and my mom got scared</em></p><p><em>And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in the REALM OF DYING DREAMS</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I begged and pleaded with her the other day</em></p><p><em>But she packed my SCHOLAR'S PACK and sent me on my way</em></p><p><em>She gave me a MARK OF EVIL and she gave me my 3 COPPER PIECES</em></p><p><em>I put my EDGY HAT OF SOULS on and said I might as well kick it</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>First class, INFERNAL POTIONS, yo this is bad,</em></p><p><em>Drinking MAIDEN BLOOD out of a RAM'S SKULL.</em></p><p><em>Is this what the people of the REALM OF DYING DREAMS UNlivin' like </em></p><p><em>Hm this might be alright!</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I whistled for a SPECTRAL STEED and when it came near the</em></p><p><em>THE HOODED AND BURNING EMBER EYED DRIVER'S ENCHANTED RING said 'Fresh' and had dice in its SKULL</em></p><p><em>If anything I could say that this SPECTRAL STEED was rare</em></p><p><em>But I thought now forget it, yo home to the REALM OF DYING DREAMS </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>I pulled up to a THE DARKER CITADEL about seven or eight</em></p><p><em>And I yelled to the THE HOODED AND BURNING EMBER EYED DRIVER', yo Holmes smell ya later</em></p><p><em>Looked at my kingdom I was finally there</em></p><p><em>To sit on my throne as the <em>DARK LORD OF ALL EVIL</em> of the REALM OF DYING DREAMS''</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gardens & Goblins, post: 6978552, member: 6846794"] [I] ''Now, mortal, this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the DARK LORD OF ALL EVIL of the REALM OF DYING DREAMS In ETERNAL DARKNESS born and raised On the FIELDS OF STRIFE where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all SACRIFICING INNOCENTS outside of the DARK CITADEL When a couple of ADVENTURES who were up to no good Started making trouble in my CHAMBER OF SILENCE I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in the REALM OF DYING DREAMS I begged and pleaded with her the other day But she packed my SCHOLAR'S PACK and sent me on my way She gave me a MARK OF EVIL and she gave me my 3 COPPER PIECES I put my EDGY HAT OF SOULS on and said I might as well kick it First class, INFERNAL POTIONS, yo this is bad, Drinking MAIDEN BLOOD out of a RAM'S SKULL. Is this what the people of the REALM OF DYING DREAMS UNlivin' like Hm this might be alright! I whistled for a SPECTRAL STEED and when it came near the THE HOODED AND BURNING EMBER EYED DRIVER'S ENCHANTED RING said 'Fresh' and had dice in its SKULL If anything I could say that this SPECTRAL STEED was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to the REALM OF DYING DREAMS I pulled up to a THE DARKER CITADEL about seven or eight And I yelled to the THE HOODED AND BURNING EMBER EYED DRIVER', yo Holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the [I]DARK LORD OF ALL EVIL[/I] of the REALM OF DYING DREAMS''[/I] [/QUOTE]
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