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<blockquote data-quote="Ao the Overkitty" data-source="post: 4700663" data-attributes="member: 9758"><p><strong>Session 68 - Not So Funny When You’re The One Under Review, Is It?</strong></p><p></p><p>Session 68</p><p></p><p><em>Synopsis of 03/31/08</em></p><p></p><p><strong> Not So Funny When You’re The One Under Review, Is It?</strong></p><p><strong>Subtitle: The Bureau of Putting Things Inside of Things</strong></p><p><strong>Alternate Subtitle: Don’t Say You’re Going to Kill Time in Heaven</strong></p><p><strong><em>-By Ao the Overkitty</em></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>The group got their bearings as they stood outside the Gates of Heaven. A normal looking man walked up to the group, asking if a Gareth was with them. A-dom pointed to Gareth. The man handed Gareth a sheet of paper and walked away.</p><p></p><p>Gareth read the letter in silence, letting the others wonder what it said.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Gareth pronounced that the group needed to immediately go back to Atlantis, once their business in Heaven was done. They drug out of him the contents of the letter. Gareth mentally decided that they should slowly wander there so the affects of him being outside of fate would wear off by the time he got there.</p><p></p><p>A-dom wanted to know how you burn a stone wall. Gareth pointed out the wall wasn’t mentioned in the letter. A-dom felt they needed to check on the buildings in the Coral Archipelago and kept bringing it up. Gareth pointed out that they weren’t listed in the letter as being destroyed.</p><p></p><p>A-dom: I haven’t been sued yet.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck: I would walk very small in Heaven, if I were you.</p><p></p><p>Dan: Three games from now… because someone opened his fat mouth.</p><p></p><p>A-dom got the group into another one of <strong>THOSE</strong> conversations (this one about burning down the woods of the East). A god walked past the group. Hearing them, he walked quickly away.</p><p></p><p>A-dom: I keep forgetting we’re in public.</p><p></p><p>Telepathy powers were brought up as a good idea and then quashed. After all, they’d just stand around drooling and occasionally hit each other for no apparent reason.</p><p></p><p>They looked around for a pub to waste a little time in. Conveniently, there was one right by the entrance. There were a few other gods inside the bar. A-dom saw Gross Negligence was drinking with some other type of combat spirit (spikes and angry looking). There were some other Nose-Wart level spirits there.</p><p></p><p>A-dom: So, now what fearless leader?</p><p></p><p>Tiger: Who made him (Gareth) leader?</p><p></p><p>Paul: Apparently A-dom did now.</p><p></p><p>Gareth asked the bartender if he accepted anything other than Gauss. The bartender said favors. A-dom made a snide comment, Tiger smacked him and received a drink.</p><p></p><p>A-dom went over to Gross Negligence and was introduced to Random Bar Violence. RBV remembered A-dom from when he was younger. A-dom got Gross Negligence to buy him a beer.</p><p></p><p>They got directed to the Convention of Natural Disasters, subdivision of World Shattering Events to learn about the Sapphire Sentinels. The Convention of Essence Using Beings was where they should inquire about pending lawsuits against a Solar. The inquest against Gareth was way over near the center of Heaven.</p><p></p><p>The next day, they used the piece of paper to take a silver boat. They found themselves in front of a big building with caryatid columns labeled <strong>Bureau of Destiny: Convention of Essence Users</strong>. </p><p></p><p>They quickly got directed to the Subdirectory of Solar Screw-ups. They knocked and entered, meeting their representative, Collateral Damage. He loved A-dom’s work.</p><p></p><p>An Examination spirit was brought in. It determined Gareth wasn’t Demon Possessed, Undead or a member of the Wyld. Collateral Damage proceeded with questioning. A lot of them involved being in league with a Deathlord or being in contract with the Wyld. Mostly they were questions A-dom would have been forced to answer in the positive. COLLATERAL DAMAGE asked A-dom if he should be auditing him next. A-dom declined. After the questioning, COLLATERAL DAMAGE decided Gareth was in possession of an artifact that kept him out of fate and said he’d let him deal with that.</p><p></p><p>COLLATERAL DAMAGE said the Sidereals got really pissy about people creating buildings when they’re outside of fate. COLLATERAL DAMAGE explained why it made them pissy (bad paperwork issues) and that they really couldn’t do anything directly against someone, but they could dig up other things to file against someone pissing them off. Jade’s Luck asked about if they were allowed to hunt Gareth, and he said they weren’t prevented and it was probably just personal. They couldn’t kill Tiger or A-dom in Heaven without it being a crime and the group couldn’t kill Sidereals in Heaven, because it’d be a crime.</p><p></p><p>They found out the Bone Lion wore off a year ago. Jade’s Luck asked if there was some way of mediation between this Mother<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />er that was messing with them. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said he’d look into it. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said that, if Gareth could be inside fate most of the time, he could get the lean taken off of his wife.</p><p></p><p>A-dom: I’d like to lean on his wife, if you know what I mean.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck inquired as to what happened to them all that time. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said that they were stuck in a box, unofficially by Sidereals. He said there was no legal proof.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck and A-dom asked about a plan to get the Underworld integrated into Heaven and be inside fate. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said they were Solars and could do anything they put their mind to.</p><p></p><p>They found out that the Shining Mask of Heroic Justice had shown up in Heaven once and talked to COLLATERAL DAMAGE. Since he was an essence user and not dead yet, COLLATERAL DAMAGE had to talk to him, but he didn’t like it.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck found out her lawsuit had been settled when she admitted guilt and she had lost everything. She had had money, a nice house and some shares in an Inn. She vowed to find proof and file a lawsuit against the Mother<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />ers.</p><p></p><p>She inquired about a god of Exaltation, saying she had a lot of questions about it. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said he didn’t usually work on a Monday. He told her to look for Litech on one of the couches the rest of the week.</p><p></p><p>A-dom’s armies of undead got brought up in conversation. It got added to his file. Gareth got yelled at by Jade’s Luck. A-dom had a number of grievances in his file, but nothing actionable. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said he was the only one likely to read the file, so it should be okay. A-dom made a comment about destroying the files. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said they had had an incident years ago with a Solar not liking his paperwork and setting fire to several records. Now files were indestructible. Jahar’s files was sealed for COLLATERAL DAMAGE’s sanity.</p><p></p><p>Conversation meandered to talking about rogue demons. He said that, whenever they ran into one, someone in Heaven probably noticed it and sent it their way to be dealt with.</p><p></p><p>Eventually they left, getting directions to the Convention of Essence Users: Possessions in Heaven Division. When they got there, A-dom noticed across the hall from it was the Possessions in Creation Division.</p><p></p><p>Inside the Heave division, they talked with the god of Sacks. A-dom found out Rosewind had had a Manse in heaven, but Dom Kor had sold it off. Gareth had a workshop on PirateHug Lane in the Northwest corner of the city. It was listed as run down and probably looted. The money for security guards had run out after five hundred years. Tiger had a Flower shop that had been owned by Sarah, which was located in the South.</p><p></p><p>Across the hall in the Creation Division, they talked with the God of Being in a Box. He was a big box with arms and legs. All of his files were kept in small boxes.</p><p></p><p>To A-dom – All of your possessions have been hidden to make it more fun for you.</p><p></p><p>They found out that was the brainchild of Weijin the Hideous. Being in a Box wasn’t allowed to talk about why Wretch had been chopped up.</p><p></p><p>Jade’s Luck asked about the Solar? In a box. Being in a Box said he’d have to get back to her on that one and would send her a message when he found out.</p><p></p><p>Gareth was told there was a note saying <em>Don’t look for the Library you blew up</em>.</p><p></p><p>Since Tiger and Jade’s Luck weren’t going to ask, A-dom asked for them. Being in a Box didn’t find anything on Tiger until he was given his full name. They found out most of his stuff had been hidden, but there was a note saying <em>Next time you’re in a tomb in the Neck, go left</em>.</p><p></p><p>They got directions to the subdivision of World Shattering Events, in the basement. Jade’s Luck found out that the Bureau of Heaven was where she wanted to go to propose new Bureaus, like Solar newsletters.</p><p></p><p>They had a long walk down to the deepest, darkest part of the basement. There, they found a small door with the title <em>Division of World Shattering Events, Exalt Entrance</em>.</p><p></p><p>A little guy inside greeted them. Giving a little information on the Sapphire Sentinels, he pawed through his paperwork. He said it was okay, since they were in suspended animation. When told they weren’t, he introduced himself as Archidel, the god of World Shattering Events and said only he and the Wretch of Winter were allowed to let them loose. A-dom explained about the Manse activation. Jade’s Luck emphasized they would like the West to continue existing, so would like to shut them down. Archidel was confused that A-dom didn’t have to answer any questions and physically activate the Sentinels. A-dom apologized for the shortsightedness of his previous incarnation. Archidel said all they had to do was prove to the tombs that everything was okay in the West and they could power down. Archidel said he’d send her the specifics later.</p><p></p><p>Archidel wasn’t allowed to talk to anyone about anything pertaining to Yew. He said his head wouldn’t explode, he just didn’t want to tell anyone.</p><p></p><p>After a long conversation, Archidel exclaimed that he wasn’t the historian. This led to asking where the Historian was. Archidel didn’t know specifically where the Gods of History was and offered A-dom a Doom Muffin. It was Blueberry Doom. A-dom took the muffin, then controlled himself and gave it back.</p><p></p><p>The group wandered over to the Bureau of Fate, finding multitudes of unlabelled lines. Gareth examined them for an hour, had an ‘Ah-Ha!’ moment and directed the group to the third line to the left.</p><p></p><p>They talked to a secretary about putting souls into created mortals. A-dom wanted to put souls into living lawn furniture, so was directed to the line for illogical requests (the really long line). The group got a meeting with a member of the bureau of fate, humanities division for four am in one week’s time.</p><p></p><p>The group then had a week to kill. Since it would take three days of nonstop running to get to PirateHug Lane, they decided not to go there. Jade’s Luck sought out Litech. Gareth trained. Tiger ran down to his Flower shop to check it out. It was inhabited by the God of Bouquets. He got a free flower. A-dom incoherently rambled/speachified on a street corner about Mother<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />ers and finding <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />s. A Celestial Lion wandered by and watched his speech for a while. Eventually he asked A-dom to stop for his own well being, since he couldn’t quite understand it, but felt someone might take offense at it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ao the Overkitty, post: 4700663, member: 9758"] [b]Session 68 - Not So Funny When You’re The One Under Review, Is It?[/b] Session 68 [i]Synopsis of 03/31/08[/i] [b] Not So Funny When You’re The One Under Review, Is It? Subtitle: The Bureau of Putting Things Inside of Things Alternate Subtitle: Don’t Say You’re Going to Kill Time in Heaven [i]-By Ao the Overkitty[/i][/b] The group got their bearings as they stood outside the Gates of Heaven. A normal looking man walked up to the group, asking if a Gareth was with them. A-dom pointed to Gareth. The man handed Gareth a sheet of paper and walked away. Gareth read the letter in silence, letting the others wonder what it said. Gareth pronounced that the group needed to immediately go back to Atlantis, once their business in Heaven was done. They drug out of him the contents of the letter. Gareth mentally decided that they should slowly wander there so the affects of him being outside of fate would wear off by the time he got there. A-dom wanted to know how you burn a stone wall. Gareth pointed out the wall wasn’t mentioned in the letter. A-dom felt they needed to check on the buildings in the Coral Archipelago and kept bringing it up. Gareth pointed out that they weren’t listed in the letter as being destroyed. A-dom: I haven’t been sued yet. Jade’s Luck: I would walk very small in Heaven, if I were you. Dan: Three games from now… because someone opened his fat mouth. A-dom got the group into another one of [b]THOSE[/b] conversations (this one about burning down the woods of the East). A god walked past the group. Hearing them, he walked quickly away. A-dom: I keep forgetting we’re in public. Telepathy powers were brought up as a good idea and then quashed. After all, they’d just stand around drooling and occasionally hit each other for no apparent reason. They looked around for a pub to waste a little time in. Conveniently, there was one right by the entrance. There were a few other gods inside the bar. A-dom saw Gross Negligence was drinking with some other type of combat spirit (spikes and angry looking). There were some other Nose-Wart level spirits there. A-dom: So, now what fearless leader? Tiger: Who made him (Gareth) leader? Paul: Apparently A-dom did now. Gareth asked the bartender if he accepted anything other than Gauss. The bartender said favors. A-dom made a snide comment, Tiger smacked him and received a drink. A-dom went over to Gross Negligence and was introduced to Random Bar Violence. RBV remembered A-dom from when he was younger. A-dom got Gross Negligence to buy him a beer. They got directed to the Convention of Natural Disasters, subdivision of World Shattering Events to learn about the Sapphire Sentinels. The Convention of Essence Using Beings was where they should inquire about pending lawsuits against a Solar. The inquest against Gareth was way over near the center of Heaven. The next day, they used the piece of paper to take a silver boat. They found themselves in front of a big building with caryatid columns labeled [b]Bureau of Destiny: Convention of Essence Users[/b]. They quickly got directed to the Subdirectory of Solar Screw-ups. They knocked and entered, meeting their representative, Collateral Damage. He loved A-dom’s work. An Examination spirit was brought in. It determined Gareth wasn’t Demon Possessed, Undead or a member of the Wyld. Collateral Damage proceeded with questioning. A lot of them involved being in league with a Deathlord or being in contract with the Wyld. Mostly they were questions A-dom would have been forced to answer in the positive. COLLATERAL DAMAGE asked A-dom if he should be auditing him next. A-dom declined. After the questioning, COLLATERAL DAMAGE decided Gareth was in possession of an artifact that kept him out of fate and said he’d let him deal with that. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said the Sidereals got really pissy about people creating buildings when they’re outside of fate. COLLATERAL DAMAGE explained why it made them pissy (bad paperwork issues) and that they really couldn’t do anything directly against someone, but they could dig up other things to file against someone pissing them off. Jade’s Luck asked about if they were allowed to hunt Gareth, and he said they weren’t prevented and it was probably just personal. They couldn’t kill Tiger or A-dom in Heaven without it being a crime and the group couldn’t kill Sidereals in Heaven, because it’d be a crime. They found out the Bone Lion wore off a year ago. Jade’s Luck asked if there was some way of mediation between this Mother:):):):)er that was messing with them. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said he’d look into it. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said that, if Gareth could be inside fate most of the time, he could get the lean taken off of his wife. A-dom: I’d like to lean on his wife, if you know what I mean. Jade’s Luck inquired as to what happened to them all that time. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said that they were stuck in a box, unofficially by Sidereals. He said there was no legal proof. Jade’s Luck and A-dom asked about a plan to get the Underworld integrated into Heaven and be inside fate. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said they were Solars and could do anything they put their mind to. They found out that the Shining Mask of Heroic Justice had shown up in Heaven once and talked to COLLATERAL DAMAGE. Since he was an essence user and not dead yet, COLLATERAL DAMAGE had to talk to him, but he didn’t like it. Jade’s Luck found out her lawsuit had been settled when she admitted guilt and she had lost everything. She had had money, a nice house and some shares in an Inn. She vowed to find proof and file a lawsuit against the Mother:):):):)ers. She inquired about a god of Exaltation, saying she had a lot of questions about it. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said he didn’t usually work on a Monday. He told her to look for Litech on one of the couches the rest of the week. A-dom’s armies of undead got brought up in conversation. It got added to his file. Gareth got yelled at by Jade’s Luck. A-dom had a number of grievances in his file, but nothing actionable. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said he was the only one likely to read the file, so it should be okay. A-dom made a comment about destroying the files. COLLATERAL DAMAGE said they had had an incident years ago with a Solar not liking his paperwork and setting fire to several records. Now files were indestructible. Jahar’s files was sealed for COLLATERAL DAMAGE’s sanity. Conversation meandered to talking about rogue demons. He said that, whenever they ran into one, someone in Heaven probably noticed it and sent it their way to be dealt with. Eventually they left, getting directions to the Convention of Essence Users: Possessions in Heaven Division. When they got there, A-dom noticed across the hall from it was the Possessions in Creation Division. Inside the Heave division, they talked with the god of Sacks. A-dom found out Rosewind had had a Manse in heaven, but Dom Kor had sold it off. Gareth had a workshop on PirateHug Lane in the Northwest corner of the city. It was listed as run down and probably looted. The money for security guards had run out after five hundred years. Tiger had a Flower shop that had been owned by Sarah, which was located in the South. Across the hall in the Creation Division, they talked with the God of Being in a Box. He was a big box with arms and legs. All of his files were kept in small boxes. To A-dom – All of your possessions have been hidden to make it more fun for you. They found out that was the brainchild of Weijin the Hideous. Being in a Box wasn’t allowed to talk about why Wretch had been chopped up. Jade’s Luck asked about the Solar? In a box. Being in a Box said he’d have to get back to her on that one and would send her a message when he found out. Gareth was told there was a note saying [i]Don’t look for the Library you blew up[/i]. Since Tiger and Jade’s Luck weren’t going to ask, A-dom asked for them. Being in a Box didn’t find anything on Tiger until he was given his full name. They found out most of his stuff had been hidden, but there was a note saying [i]Next time you’re in a tomb in the Neck, go left[/i]. They got directions to the subdivision of World Shattering Events, in the basement. Jade’s Luck found out that the Bureau of Heaven was where she wanted to go to propose new Bureaus, like Solar newsletters. They had a long walk down to the deepest, darkest part of the basement. There, they found a small door with the title [i]Division of World Shattering Events, Exalt Entrance[/i]. A little guy inside greeted them. Giving a little information on the Sapphire Sentinels, he pawed through his paperwork. He said it was okay, since they were in suspended animation. When told they weren’t, he introduced himself as Archidel, the god of World Shattering Events and said only he and the Wretch of Winter were allowed to let them loose. A-dom explained about the Manse activation. Jade’s Luck emphasized they would like the West to continue existing, so would like to shut them down. Archidel was confused that A-dom didn’t have to answer any questions and physically activate the Sentinels. A-dom apologized for the shortsightedness of his previous incarnation. Archidel said all they had to do was prove to the tombs that everything was okay in the West and they could power down. Archidel said he’d send her the specifics later. Archidel wasn’t allowed to talk to anyone about anything pertaining to Yew. He said his head wouldn’t explode, he just didn’t want to tell anyone. After a long conversation, Archidel exclaimed that he wasn’t the historian. This led to asking where the Historian was. Archidel didn’t know specifically where the Gods of History was and offered A-dom a Doom Muffin. It was Blueberry Doom. A-dom took the muffin, then controlled himself and gave it back. The group wandered over to the Bureau of Fate, finding multitudes of unlabelled lines. Gareth examined them for an hour, had an ‘Ah-Ha!’ moment and directed the group to the third line to the left. They talked to a secretary about putting souls into created mortals. A-dom wanted to put souls into living lawn furniture, so was directed to the line for illogical requests (the really long line). The group got a meeting with a member of the bureau of fate, humanities division for four am in one week’s time. The group then had a week to kill. Since it would take three days of nonstop running to get to PirateHug Lane, they decided not to go there. Jade’s Luck sought out Litech. Gareth trained. Tiger ran down to his Flower shop to check it out. It was inhabited by the God of Bouquets. He got a free flower. A-dom incoherently rambled/speachified on a street corner about Mother:):):):)ers and finding :):):):):):):)s. A Celestial Lion wandered by and watched his speech for a while. Eventually he asked A-dom to stop for his own well being, since he couldn’t quite understand it, but felt someone might take offense at it. [/QUOTE]
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